You Don't Look Like Your Picture
You Don't Look Like Your Picture
KW Simpson
Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.
Episode 9: Porno Clowns
Why are there so many tentacles?
Jul 25, 2019
56 min
Episode 8: Masterscatting
It's time to talk about that scap ba doop ba deep ba doo waaa.
Jul 11, 2019
1 hr 16 min
Episode 7: STDs
Wheel of Diseases, turn turn turn turn. Tell me why my pee always burns.
Jun 26, 2019
1 hr 15 min
Episode 6: Stereotypes
What category are you?How does being different from the norm affect your dating life?Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing?KW and Shilo explore and debunk the many stereotypes that surround lifestyles on all sides of the sexual orientation spectrum.
Feb 5, 2019
1 hr 50 min
Episode 5: Stalking
Shilo has joined the circus, "cyber crime" is the new "cellar door" of the English language, technology is scary, and Thomas Edison was a witch.KW and Holly get serious about a scary topic in online dating and dating in general: Stalking.
Jan 21, 2019
1 hr 41 min
New Years New Tears
One woman, one night, and a whole lotta Mmmbop.It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it.But we walk away with a valuable lesson:Yakety Sax goes with everything.
Jan 4, 2019
1 hr 53 min
My Little Podcast: Friendship is Boundaries
It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life. Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.
Dec 20, 2018
2 hr 2 min
Episode 4.5: Interview With A Ghost
Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic. Shilo bears it all and can barely pay attention on this special episode we call “Interview With A Ghost”.
Dec 12, 2018
51 min
Episode 4: Ghosting
Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.
Dec 5, 2018
1 hr 33 min
Episode 3: Hosting
Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.
Nov 28, 2018
1 hr 37 min
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