
Don't be such a donut! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon plays fart.mp3, Mario catches a killer brown-handed, and Bob finds a new iPhone case!(00:00) Introduction(08:30) Mario Recaps Gaston Leroux's Original Phantom of the Opera(58:58) Brandon Recaps Phantom of the Opera Films(1:15:27) Garfield The Musical(1:19:04) History of Goosebumps The Musical(1:29:15) Track SummarySupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Aug 5
2 hr 10 min

I’m da Phantom baby! On this episode of YCSM, Mario forgets about anime, Bob injects Knuckles, and Brandon performs a musical number!(00:00) Introduction(10:34) Mario's History Lesson(52:23) Judging a Book by Its Cover(1:06:00) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:32:26) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:46:28) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(2:11:20) TV Episode Discussion(2:22:33) Overall Review(2:35:02) Goodreads ReadsSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Jul 7
2 hr 40 min

NOT a scarab! On this episode of YCSM, Bob dies, Mario spit-takes, and Brandon tests his audio levels!(00:00) Introduction(6:22) Mario's History Lesson(31:40) Judging a Book by Its Cover(58:48) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:15:11) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(1:40:13) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:53:16) TV Episode Discussion(2:05:35) Overall Review(2:13:34) Goodreads ReadsSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Apr 27
2 hr 19 min

Peace be with you and this is podracing! On this episode of YCSM, Devious Vacuum is full of loose soda, Brandon thinks about Iori Yagami, Bob wonders what mako tastes like, and Mario embraces being a huge weird pervert!(00:00) Introduction(2:56) Mario's History Lesson(12:50) Judging a Book by Its Cover(51:25) Dvac’s Chapter Summary(1:50:15) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(2:02:34) Mario’s Chapter Summary(2:18:23) Bob’s Chapter Summary(2:35:29) TV Episode Discussion(2:48:40) Overall Review(2:55:59) Goodreads ReadsSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Mar 15
3 hr 2 min

Merry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon goes caroling, Mario loves his dog, and Bob gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas!(00:00) Introduction(12:28) Judging a Book by Its Cover(23:53) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:06:12) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:33:50) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(2:28:31) Overall Review(2:33:26) Bad Two Sentence HorrorSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Dec 25, 2025
2 hr 40 min

I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, Mario calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), Bob learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and Brandon struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!(00:00) Introduction(03:17) Mario's History Lesson(35:52) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(56:43) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:31:59) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:53:52) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(2:16:03) TV Episode Discussion(2:30:24) Overall Review(2:36:22) Goodreads ReadsSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Dec 5, 2025
2 hr 41 min

It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!(00:00) Introduction(05:23) Mario's History Lesson(22:21) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(52:42) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:16:02) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(1:37:11) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:58:37) TV Episode Discussion(2:16:52) Overall Review(2:27:24) Goodreads ReadsSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Oct 31, 2025
2 hr 33 min

Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gets caught up in the crossfire, Bob steps on some fire coral, and Mario discovers Cthulhu!(00:00) In the Laboratory of Dr. Weird(00:35) Introduction(03:26) Mario's History Lesson(21:05) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(43:07) Bob’s Chapter Summary(1:07:16) Brandon’s Chapter Summary(1:28:40) Mario’s Chapter Summary(1:45:23) Overall Review(1:57:14) Goodreads ReadsSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Oct 13, 2025
2 hr 7 min

We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell!(00:00) Introduction(21:09) Episode 1: Say Cheese and Die!(1:44:00) Episode 2: The Haunted Mask(2:20:46) Overall ReviewSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Sep 13, 2025
2 hr 24 min

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!(00:00) RIP George Lowe(01:26) Introduction(04:05) Mario's History Lesson(19:16) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(46:21) Brandon's Chapter Summary(1:15:11) Mario's Chapter Summary(1:44:18) Bob's Chapter Summary(1:56:05) Overall ReviewSupport us on Patreon!Here’s a video version of this podcast!
Aug 9, 2025
2 hr 6 min
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