
Beloved actor, and all round incredible human, Sam Neill passed away at the start of the week (13th July), at the age of 78. No two roles were the same, nor was any single role without his utmost commitment and pure authenticity, reflecting the soul of a man that we could all learn a thing or two from imitating ourselves. A truly great loss to to the world, but Neill lives on through his family, farmyard animals, and a rapturous legacy that will outlast us all, even the Dinosaurs.
Jul 15
14 min

Disney's reached a new low with their latest live action adaptation. Moana isn't yet 10 years old and still holds up as one of their finest hours of animation. So why now? Why at all? Why does anything matter anymore? It's an abomination, but I'd highly recommend seeing with your own eyes exactly how obnoxiously derivative it is to the original. In cinemas now, in our nightmares forever.
Jul 14
21 min

hee hee! Michael Jackson finally receives the biopic treatment and its a doozy! As it nears the billion dollar threshold at the box office, its all the proof we need that slop is taking over our attention spans and wallets. Can't beat it, dangerous to even try; don't waste your time. Leave it to me to endure for you.
Jul 9
17 min

Sequels are everywhere it seems. Room for one more? It's been a long 3 years without publishing episodes, but hopefully this will be the start of a nice routine as I explore more specific topics within the entertainment world. I'll still be releasing specific review episodes too, but this episode will contain more information about the return, as well as next chapter of You Can't Handle The Truth. Enjoy!
Jul 6
30 min

Olivia Wilde returns to the directors chair once again; after a terrific debut with Booksmart and the terrifically disappointing Don't Worry Darling. Has Wilde returned to form? Welcome to the dinner party from hell, clearly she's a fan of Come Dine With Me. In theatres now!
Jul 5
8 min

FAST AND FURIOUS IS BACK, THIS TIME WITH ROMAN NUMERALS. What can I say about the tenth instalment though, it's more of exactly what we're used to by now, it's daft, dumb, defies the laws of God and Gravity throughout and ends on a monumental blockbuster that only Vin Diesel thinks must've been a great idea. Yet there's something so incredible about this film and it is the very definition of cinematic entertainment. I had a BLAST with it, and it may even be the most fun I've had at the cinema in years. So check out Fast X and you'll actually have an incredible time.
Jun 5, 2023
17 min

Disney's live action reimagining of the 1989 beloved classic is in cinemas now, with Halle Bailey taking on the role of Ariel. It's...fine. Perfectly watchable and harmless, but not as enticing or imaginative as the animated version, opting for more photorealistic animals as opposed to exaggerative and exciting portrayals of Flounder and Sebastian to name a couple. Halle shines, the directing is decent, it's just lacking a spark and ends up looking like a cgi blur under water for the most part. It'll be successful though so check it out if you're a fan of Disney's cash grabbing ways with their remakes.
Jun 1, 2023
14 min

DC's latest film hits theaters in a few weeks and the amount of praise it has been receiving over recent months is something of a mystery to me. Is it REALLY going to be that good?? Well after seeing the trailer at the cinema...they might be right. Anyway I'm excited and this episode should hopefully get you excited too, so enjoy and let me know how you're feeling about what is being described as one of the best comic book movies EVER.
May 29, 2023
19 min

Rian Johnson's bold new TV series is finally available in the UK (on Sky) and it's a must see for fans of classic detective shows. Think of it like an updated Columbo, a new cast every week bar the lead, in this case Natasha Lyonne, who must solve a series of crimes as she travels across the western States of America on the run. There's plenty of twists, turns, laughs, excitement and emotion to be found with this show and while it may take a few episodes to adjust to the narrative formula, you're rewarded extremely well throughout the first season. Available on Peacock oversees and Sky in the UK, enjoy!
May 24, 2023
14 min

The finale in Marvel's trilogy of Guardians films, sees James Gunn return to the directors chair in what may possibly be the thematically darkest film the studio has signed off on. For me, I didn't dig it. It's graphic in its depiction of animal cruelty and testing, making it a brutally harrowing watch and I honestly wouldn't recommend any younger child watching this, even if they're a fan of the previous two entries. Some of the film works, a lot of it doesn't but as a final farewell it packs a lot of emotion and heart into the two and a half hour runtime. In cinemas now.
May 20, 2023
17 min
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