Follow Seal on Tour on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/@sealontour Follow Seal on Tour on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/sealontour/ Buy his merch! https://mysterymeatapparel.com/ SPONSORS: -Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Click here to get started: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/7chyhxwm #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit https://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', travel vlogger Seal on Tour takes Ari deep into the Amazon! Seal takes a 15-hour boat ride through uncontacted territory to live with the Waorani tribe in Ecuador, where he chugs bucket after bucket of chicha (the fermented spit beer) and heads out on a monkey hunt with naked blowgun snipers. They get into how Starlink turned the village teens into gooners, bartering a ride into Peru with a guy hauling a cow's head, the witch markets of Iquitos selling pink dolphin pheromones, and roasted beetle larvae fresh out of a log. Kenami! You Be Trippin' Ep. 143 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:25 - Cool Tourists 00:10:59 - Seal Goes to Amazonia 00:18:36 - Uncontacted Tribes 00:43:03 - Naked Monkey Hunting 01:14:03 - Crossing into Peru 01:26:43 - Witchcraft & Beetle Larvae 01:38:36 - Cargo Ship 01:48:50 - REAL Travellers 02:02:42 - Amazon Tips 02:25:55 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Ryan on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/ryanoneillcomedy Check out his tour dates here: https://www.ryanoneillcomedy.com/ Buy You Be Trippin' Stickers here: https://arishaffir.com/collections/you-be-trippin SPONSORS: -Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to https://stio.com/TRIPPIN for 20% off your order. On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Ryan O'Neill and Ari are back to finish off their trip to Machu Picchu! The boys finally make it to the top and spend the whole day sneaking into circuits they didn't pay for. They bribe their way into a closed-off section with the most breathtaking views, then head to a handmade rope bridge and end up at Rainbow Mountain. On the drive down they find two kids bleeding on the side of the road and Ryan's amateur racing career finally pays off. Definitely stick around to hear the end of the most butthole clenching story of this trip. Ratukama! You Be Trippin' Ep. 142 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:12 - The Climb to Machu Picchu 00:10:24 - Inside Machu Picchu 00:26:09 - Bribery at its Finest 00:44:51 - Peruvian Side Quests 00:57:45 - Rainbow Mountain 01:12:01 - Ari & ONeill Save Lives 01:28:50 - Made it to Hospital 01:57:10 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Ryan on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/ryanoneillcomedy Check out his tour dates here: https://www.ryanoneillcomedy.com/ Buy You Be Trippin' Stickers here: https://arishaffir.com/collections/you-be-trippin SPONSORS: -Shop now at https://Fabletics.com/TRIPPIN to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Take a quick style quiz and be sure to select TRIPPIN when prompted to unlock this offer. On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Ryan O'Neill meets Ari in Peru! Ryan was the only friend who actually showed up during Ari's seven months of backpacking, and he wanted Machu Picchu the hard way: a five-day trek through the Andes. After getting "ameliorated" in Cusco on guinea pig, rally car races, and rented Denali boots, the boys set off with a Dutch couple they rename Bjorn and Susan. Then come altitude sickness, food poisoning, a dead horse at 15,000 feet, a cliffside escape from landslides, and mystery lights in the woods across from Machu Picchu. To top it all off Ryan nearly gets flattened by a train in a tunnel. Come back for part two about Machu Picchu and their adventure's epic ending. Tupananchiskama! You Be Trippin' Ep. 141 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:09 - Ari & O'Neill Go to Peru 00:11:03 - Getting Acclimated in Cusco 00:16:50 - Eating Cuy 00:27:13 - Shoes, Ponchos, & Automobiles 00:51:03 - Starting the Hike: Glacial Lake & Earth Oven 01:04:15 - Day Two: RIP Horse & Ari's Brain 01:13:17 - PSA: Going Down is Harder 01:34:22 - Camp Day & Spooky Lights 01:47:40 - The Amazing Race (Against Train) 02:00:52 - Aguas Calientes 02:10:37 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Parker on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/parkermccollum/ Go see Parker on Tour here: https://www.parkermccollum.com/ On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', country star Parker McCollum takes Ari to Zermatt, Switzerland! COVID shut down the boys' snowboarding trip to Japan, so they pivoted to the Matterhorn...which Parker's mom swears she climbed. Between brutal jet lag, Subway chicken nuggets in Geneva, and a sketchy golf cart ride up the mountain, just getting there was a journey. Parker gets taken out by a little kid 30 minutes into his first run and comes clean about how he really broke his collarbone (dabs in a gondola). They get into snowboarding on Adderall, cleaning it up on the road, and why mushrooms are the only drug Parker would recommend. Turns out Parker is a big Amazing Racist fan. Uf Wiederluege! You Be Trippin' Ep. 140 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:03 - Country or Americana? 00:06:45 - Making His Favorite Record 00:10:23 - Parker Goes to Switzerland 00:16:42 - Jet Lag & Subway Nuggets 00:21:01 - Leaving for Switzerland 00:27:20 - Where to Next? 00:34:25 - Dabs in the Gondola 00:41:05 - Snowboarding on Adderall 00:51:29 - Molly & Mushrooms 00:56:54 - Spliffs & Bumper Stickers 01:04:23 - Travel Tip 01:13:28 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Small Brained American on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@SmallBrainedAmerican Follow Small Brained American on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/smallbrainedamerican/ Don’t forget to sign up for the Patreon to get access to no ads version and old skeptic tank episodes!! http://patreon.com/YouBeTrippin SPONSORS: -Head to https://superpower.com and use code TRIPPIN at checkout for $50 off your membership. Get 150+ biomarkers tested every year plus a personalized health plan and on-demand care team. Detect early signs of 1,000+ conditions. #superpowerpod -Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Click here to get started: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/7chyhxwm #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit https://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Ari is joined by fellow traveler Small Brained American! They're sat in a cute rat-infested park in Paris to talk about Conner's trip to Somaliland. Small Brained American's land migration through Africa was short of dusty as hell. Many buses, sketchy meals, and a few anecdotes about India later..Conner finally tells Ari about Somaliland. No spoilers here. Just know, if he'd go back is a big question mark. Nabad gelyo! You Be Trippin' Ep. 139 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:36 - Connor's Great Migration 00:15:30 - Traveling Across Africa 00:23:13 - India 00:27:54 - Back to Kenya 00:42:14 - Ethiopia 00:47:16 - Finally Made It to Somaliland 01:05:43 - Never Going Back...Maybe? 01:18:37 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Michael on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/michaelmalice/ Sponsors: -Use promo code TRIPPIN at https://SheathUnderwear.com to get 20% off your order! On this episode of You Be Trippin', Michael Malice is back to tell Ari about the other side of his Korea travels. Now he's on to South Korea. Let's just say reviews weren't raving. The people...amazing! The food, fashion, museums...Michael wasn't impressed. He even got in a couple arguments with locals about their semantics. Michael gives some interesting insight on his comparison of his travels in North versus South Korea. They wrap up the episode with their thoughts on the Asian hierarchy rankings. 안녕히 가세요 You Be Trippin' Ep. 138 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:14 - Michael Goes to South Korea 00:15:31 - Not the Best Time 00:26:24 - The What? Museum 00:38:27 - Crazy Women 00:44:28 - Water Argument 00:52:17 - Asian Superiority 01:01:13 - London Insight 01:05:57 - Travel Tip & Where to Next 01:19:54 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Christina on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/thechristinap/ See her tour and buy her cosmetics here! https://christinap.com/ SPONSORS: -Get 10% off your first order by using code TRIPPIN at checkout, only at https://zpixtoothpicks.com. MUST be 21 or older to order. Warning: Nicotine is an addictive chemical. On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Christina Pazsitzky takes Ari to Kyrgyzstan. Way back when Christina and her chick comic friends did stand up for marines in a war zone. Sound pretty epic? How about pooping in bags and burning it, eating MRE's, and sleeping in shipping containers? Christina seemed to have a good time actually. She also talks about her summers in Hungary growing up. кош бол! You Be Trippin' Ep. 137 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:16 - Christina Goes to Kyrgyzstan 00:12:38 - Stand Up in a Warzone 00:22:16 - Iraqi Soldiers 00:28:45 - Back to Kyrgyzstan 00:39:43 - Poopy Toilets & Beautiful Women 00:50:26 - Reintegration 00:56:07 - Holocaust Survivors 01:08:35 - Reminiscing on Pics 01:28:45 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Ari on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/arimatticomedy/ SPONSORS: -If you or someone you know experienced serious mental health struggles as a result of social media use, you may be entitled to a potential recovery of over $1,000. Visit https://morganmorganpa.sjv.io/c/7729588/3841482/23429?sharedid=you-be-trippin to submit a claim now. -Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @‌MUDWTR with code TRIPPIN at https://mudwtr.com/TRIPPIN ! #mudwtrpod On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Ari Matti is BACK! This time around Ari and Ari talked about the time Matti was spent his covid quarantine in Spain. This episode is exactly what you think it's going to be. As Matti put it their ADHD's don't line up. It's pure chaos, but there are some great stories mixed in there. Ari on his bike suffering through the hills on the Spanish coast. His infamous turd story is the peak. Buckle up and try your best to follow along. Hasta luego! You Be Trippin' Ep. 136 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:09 - Boat Travel 00:17:53 - Estonian Festival 00:25:53 - Stuck in Spain 00:39:09 - Nepal 00:44:33 - Traveling by Bike 00:50:56 - Horsing Around 00:56:45 - The Infamous Turd 01:07:45 - Comedy & Animal Tourism 01:19:26 - Ari in London 01:29:30 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out Tim’s new special!! https://www.youtube.com/@timbutterly Follow Tim on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/timbutterly/ SPONSORS: -Head to https://Superpower.com and use code TRIPPIN at checkout for $50 off your membership. Get 150+ biomarkers tested every year plus a personalized health plan and on-demand care team. Detect early signs of 1,000+ conditions. #superpowerpod -Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/7chyhxwm #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit https://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Ari sits down with Tim Butterly about his trippy trip to Sedona, Arizona. Tim got got a the cult of timeshares. But at least he got some beautiful hiking out of it..except for the part where his wife almost died. Nothing humbles you more than a gruesome hike and frat bros in crocs. Ari sprinkles in a big secret to the episode. They wrap up the episode with other amazing nature trip stories. You Be Trippin' Ep. 135 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:11:28 - Time Shares are Dumb 00:39:19 - So About Sedona 00:44:57 - Worst Hike Ever 01:00:07 - Energy Vortex 01:07:45 - Nature Travelling 01:24:13 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices