These people are pure evil, and aren’t even entertaining while having zero compassion, empathy, or basic human decency.

Awe show little creepy with Hollywood executives are delusional why movies are like they are

Past tense of course. Sydney abandoned us. So this show doesn’t exist anymore. What a huge disappointment. And nobody even had the decency to explain what happened. We were loyal and then we were abandoned. Sigh.

Your hiatus has given me time to catch up on missed episodes. I love Sydney’s atheist views contrasted against Elijah’s Christian views. I can’t wait for Jaco to come back and talk about exorcisms. Love the wacky guests, keep them coming. Northwest Grower Gang signing out.

I miss you guys.

😭😭😭😭😭 just over here eatin Ben and Jerrys wondering where you went… its ok… i have Lewis Capaldi to cry to. Its a good ab work out. I can wait.

Miss this show! Hope you’re back soon!

I’m lost without you

What happened?

You are my favorite part of the day! Xxoo

The aliens are here. I believe in aliens and demons. So there are demons in DC. I love this show makes me lol when you need now.

What a show. Elijah, you signed my hat in DC, that was cool. Thanks. Also i sprouted my first pube listening to this show. Nice

I used to have low self esteem but then my wife’s boyfriend introduced me to You Are Here. I still have low self esteem but now I’m at least informed about the current events in our nation.

After you plugged in the laptop you started hearing a buzz because you touched it and completed the circuit. You need a ground lift. Or the opposite of a ground lift.

This show is just like my friends and I sitting around drinking and talking politics. Except more intelligent… sometimes. Eventually someone gets sloshed and starts screaming madness so the rest of the group has to yell louder and all chaos breaks loose. Love it!

Do you struggle with early onset diabetes? Do you have chronic diarrhea? Do you lay awake at night wondering why the roof of you mouth tastes like an old nickel? If you identify with one or all of these problems then look no further than “You Are Here”. If you are here already in the reviews section then obviously you are looking for purpose in life, this is it! Not only will this show solve every one of your many issues, but it will also fill the void that was left in your life when your uncle got caught and went to prison… great hosts, great guests, and even better area rugs, keep it up guys!

My nightly routine is to lay in the bean bag chair with a big ol bag of crickets listening to this program…have Sara on more

I know it’s a thing to joke about the show solving medical issues, but the show actually helped me. Sydney read a super chat regarding micro plastics about a recall on Phillips CPAP machines. My machine was recalled and I didn’t know it until I heard that chat. Because of this I just ordered a new machine. This community is amazing. Thanks Sydney and Elijer and whoever sent that super chat.

Hey Elijah and Syd! Love listening to y’all speak on current events and other crazy news. I really enjoy your sometimes differing takes on things that involve religion. I consider myself an agnostic, so it’s cool to get to hear from both sides. Y’all also have the best guests! Whether it’s just the two of you with the Hamster, or you’re joined by Sara, John, Alex, or anyone in between, y’all never fail to liven up my evenings! Here’s to many more episodes! PS — LOVE the Hot Pink Brown Eyed Devil Club beanie! It’s super vibrant! Wish I could have everything in that color!

I was walking around a mall that Wasn’t my usual spot when I realized I was way more lost than I had ever been before. I had just started a new medication to help with my recent gout and anxiety diagnosis and ended up searching you are here looking for a mall directory. After listening to 17 episodes I’ve now realized that I’m living in the mall now, enjoying Daily mall food throw outs, and have been medication free for 4 days. You guys have made my life so much more convenient and cured my crippling gout and anxiety.

Elijah And Sydney are pretty cool. Upsides: They’re very open, and will discuss most anything and read almost any comment. Elijah is based and pragmatic, and Sydney is bubbly but forthright. Downsides: Elijah can be wishy-washy at times, dancing around certain subjects. Sydney at times comes off as either genuinely naive or just playing “woman games” for attention. All in all though, they’re well worth listening to. I continue to pray Sydney will find God, whether she wants me to or not. That’s gods love.

I started watching You Are Here a while ago when they had John Doyle on, and haven’t stopped watching since. I very much enjoy the casual and upbeat nature of the podcast and I love tow watch it at the end of a long day to wind down. 10/10 would recommend!

This show works miracles! After three short months of daily listening, I am happy, healthy, and can sleep through the night! Throughout my entire life I have suffered from severe bedwetting and have had to wear diapers just like Harry Styles. I am now dryer than humanly possible, and was informed in a vision that You Are Here has cured me!

I’ve eaten crickets. Flavored ones. Not much taste to them. Also a critter cupcake. Lol it had a scorpion on top meal worms too. Ground up crickets in the jelly center. Too sweet for me.

Absolutely love—Constantly laughing & shouting “THANK YOU”—when discussing common sense issues. Seriously, you guys are awesome, keep exposing reality & bringing laughter into our overly-sensitive world. Ps. I’m curious to know how the men’s swim team has reacted watching their mediocre teammate breaking “records”. Or if anyone close to the coward has come forward & discussed whether or not this was out of nowhere or they saw it coming throughout his life..? If so, the Tube is prob blocking it haha Thanks guys you’re awesome!

My ex left me due to me listening to Alex Jones, forgetting to pick the boy up from school (bc I was listening to AJ), and day drinking. After discovering YAH my life has been transformed. Still day drinking, and yes the boy still hates me but now I think he might be trans. Anywho , ElPfizer + Slinky’s made me a better man and father.

This is 100% my go to podcast to brave the cold mountain winters. When I feel the icy tendrils of hypothermia creep into my bones, Elijar’s heated passion and Sydney’s sultry tones kindle a raging fire deep in my soul that pushes back the frostbite that threatens to overtake me

The cast is an absolute Godsend. I was diagnosed with chlamydia,inflammatory demyelinating polyradiculoneuropathy, and anatidaephobia at 12. I found this last year and have been cured ever since. Love y’all. Remember 2 Thessalonians 3:3 “But the Lord is faithful, and he will strengthen you and protect you from the evil one.”

Doctors gave me just minutes to live and rather than reach out to my loved ones to say goodbye, I decided to listen to this podcast and as the sound waves hit my ears, every metric of my life improved. The doctors, all 17 of them, came back into my room and told me my esosinophillic esophagitis, thyroid cancer and super aids were all cured and not only that, but I would now live forever. Minutes later, they told me I had the combined wealth of Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates and may soon grow a tail in a place you wouldn’t expect (next to my penis). If you want your life to change like mine did, I implore you to listen to Elijah and Sydney make you immortal and eternally wealthy.

"You are Here" is easily one of the best podcast shows on the internet. The conversations between Elija and Syndey are always full of political insight, funny banter, and just the right amount of naughtiness. This show may not be as intellectual as "The Glenn Beck Program '', or have the comedy hijinks of the Crowder crew. But watching "You are Here" is like spending time with family. Specifically, my retarded cousin Jamie. Who has some serious nerve for sitting next to me at church, with gin on his breath at 10 in the morning, when he knows he still owes me $14 for the Baby Jesus Nativity Fireworks show. But I digress. If you enjoy the podcast, I would also highly recommend that you watch their stream on Blaze TV. Because when it comes to Elijah and Sydney, the only thing smoother than their voices, is their voluptuous eyebrows. Seriously, they must be heavily invested in American Beauty by Sarah.

After living as a ghost for 22 years, I was cured of my ghostlyness after watching an episode. I was doing my ghostly duty of haunting the living when all of a sudden, they turned on this show. After listening for a few minutes, my body suddenly became solid again and I was no longer a ghost. I realized this when I went to walk through a wall and slammed my face into it, unable to pass through because I was cured of death. I did freak out the person I had intended to scare however so mission accomplished on that. 10/10 would recommend.

You guys are great and I loved the show. After listening to this show my teeth got whiter, my iq went up 50 points, and butterflies flew around me. However… I listened to Slightly Offensive with Sav returning as a guest and I broke down. The cruel world has turned Sav into something unrecognizable. Brian Stelter said it was ok for me to curl up in a ball and cry, which I did. Please, please, please tell Sav to watch You Are Here so that she can be transformed back to the Sav we all know and love! We know this show can perform miracles! Thank you!!

I have been watching you are here since the first show. Prior to you are here I was depressed. I also had heart issues and erectile distinction. After watching the show for months my depression heart issues and ED has been cured. Sydney and Sarah Gonzalez are a instant cure for ED

Watching YAH has cured my chronic masterbaitor syndrome. Although it does occasionally trigger my turrets which I immediately film for my tic tac followers. Keep up the great content! And I love my heartfelt mug!

I was forced to listen to “You Are Here” while my arm was caught in the microwave and could not go anywhere. Sydney gave me good advice on how to deal with my halitosis and Elijah went on a rant about how he hates when people stop at the first gas pump instead of pulling all the way forward. The true star of the show is Brandon who explains obscure definitions such as “soaking”. You will be entertained!

I can’t even begin to describe how much these people have done for me. They cured my testicular cancer, which was incredible enough to have as a women. The doctors never thought I could overcome it. If you think you have an incurable condition- this is the show for you. The also cured my cat’s arthritis. She couldn’t walk one day, but when I was watching this she got up, walked normal, and tried to turn off the show! Incredible! Perhaps the best thing they did for me though was that my arms grew back! i had NUBS and I couldn’t do anything. I was watching the show and my arms GREW BACK! I am so grateful for this show and some of the regular guests they have. They’ve taught me how to smash that like button better than ever before.

Elijahmed is a good friend of John Doyle who many are saying is the next big thing in conservative political discourse. John always talks about what him and his cool friends will do when they seize the reigns of power. This causes me to envision them both eating a dozen eggs, beating up furries, and locking women out of libraries. The neo Gastonist movement is nearly upon us lads. Heartfelt.

After only one show, I came to my senses and immediately detransitioned back to a female. After two, my Autism was partially cured.

Eligay and Squidney are two of the funniest, most well-informed retards on the internet. Not only do they talk about THE most up-to-date news in the world but also bring the hottest guests known to mankind. Need examples? Sara Gonzalez, Chrissie Mayr, Katie Hopkins, Alex Stein, and I suppose John Doyle, too. God Bless them and of course, the sweetest, most well-dressed Hamster since Stuart Little.

Sydney and Elijtard are so funny and make my day. Listening to this podcast has cured my AIDSronabola. Unfortunately it’s made my mild autism flare up and become full blown, but you can’t win them all. Much love.

What can I say, Elijenkum and Sydeez Nuts never fail to shine a light in this dark world. Listening to You Are Here LITERALLY cured my dwarfism. For many years I was only 3 feet tall, but it has caused me to grow to a staggering 6 foot 9! #GrowerGang It has also cured my Parkinson's, Harlequin Ichthyosis, Hepatitis A, B, and C, Progeria, Hydrocephalus, Dyslexia, cancer, COVID, and AIDS. 10/10 recommend!

I used to be a porn addict but now I just eli-jack off to this! I haven’t visited a porn website in months! And thanks to Brandon I’ve saved thousands of dollars by switching from expensive sensitive skin lotion to egg whites! Sydney, when can you start selling body pillows of Brandon?

Thanks to the Tard and Sydney I can say that my IQ has reached the quadruple digits. I was diagnosed with stage 3 brain cancer but it miraculously changed into a second brain after watching YAH. The doctors think it may have been to Elijahs shaming that encouraged the cancer to better itself. I now am on the path to godhood after five months of watching. I hear some can transscend as soon as one month after watching YAH

All of my ailments have been cured. Anorexia, depression, OCD, schizophrenia, anxiety, and even my multiple covid vaccine side effects. After listening, everything is great and I am made anew. Thank you Elijar and Skidney for delivering me from my evil and showing me the light. God bless.

After watching the Tard and Sydney I can say that my IQ is measured in the quadruple digits. There is no explaining it but the stage 4 brain cancer turned into a second brain. Elijahs shaming must have worked and the cancer bettered itself. The least I can give back is a 5 star and say that this podcast is a miracle. I am now on the path to godhood after only five months of listening which is quite slow. I heard another person did it in just one

My girl was looking to up her Blumpkin game for me. We decided to listen to YOU ARE HEAR one day while I was receiving a blumkin. Best Blumpkin I’ve ever received. If your ever looking to up your Blumpkin game I highly recommend playing some YAH in the background. Thanks Sydney and Elijah for helping my get the best blumkin I’ve ever received.

I started listening to the latest episode and something crazy happened. Not only was my Gonoherpacyphylaids cured, but it also cured my athletes foot, regrew my missing teeth, healed a 20 year old scar, got my motor to rebuild itself, stopped the alien invasion of my house, and vanquished a demon from my cat. Needless to say, the dogs and my doctor are very thankful for this show and my doctor is now writing prescriptions for people to listen to it. Keep up the awesome work Elijallah, Sydney, and the hamster!

Elijah and Sydney are hilarious, not bad looking, and I’m addicted. The show also cured my Ebola and covaids.

Ever since I started watching Allah-jar, Skid-knee, and Brandon Hamsterdam my pants are filled with joy and purpose once again. I’d been struggling to surpass 3 inches hard, but now I am rocking 6 inches FLACID! I always knew I was on the spectrum, but after listening to El-ear-chair promote the art of hiding snacks under his fat rolls, I went in and got tested for bubonic plague. They said I actually went from 20% autistic to around 45% retarded. I’d kill myself and bring myself back to life using an intravenous cooling solution if it means I can watch more of this podcast. Happy 4th, and God bless.

I can’t believe why Katie doesn’t have more “coach’s” in her mouth. She doesn’t stop talking more doesn’t shrink cl!ts.