Jerry is attracted to his neighbor and she tried to break up with her boyfriend. Elaine has to fast for three days and loses her mind, and George gets some unsettling half news about his upcoming vacation from a psychic.

Jerry, Elaine, and a pez dispenser cause a ruckus at George's girlfriend's recital, Kramer pitches an idea for a cologne, and an intervention is staged at Jerry's apartment.

Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer all ride the subway with very different experiences. Jerry befriends a nudist, Kramer gets involved in horse racing, and George ends up in handcuffs.

Elaine gets George a job so he buys her a discounted sweater to say thank you...but the sweater has a red dot. Jerry inadvertently gets Elaine's boyfriend OFF of the wagon, and George has an unfortunate incident at work.

Jerry's car gets stolen, Elaine tries to break up with her aged boyfriend, Kramer has a line in a Woody Allen movie, and George tries to move cars with disastrous results.

George leaves Jerry and Elaine at a party for a booty call, and Kramer comes to pick them up. Jerry gives the host his info with unfortunate results. George feels slighted at the pharmacy and attempts to rectify the situation.

George convinces his girlfriend to get a nose job with disastrous results, Jerry dates a vapid lady, and Kramer gets his jacket back!

Jerry gets a steamy message left on a tape of a recent stand up routine - and it turns out to be from Elaine! George becomes enraptured with Elaine, and also tried a new (and very stinky) cure for baldness.

Jerry gives some advice to a local restaurant owner, Elaine “helps” George with an IQ test, and Kramer’s jacket is taken back by its original owner.

The gang loses their car in a parking deck, George and Jerry end up in some hot water, and Elaine’s fish circle the drain.