WHERE ARE THEY NOW?: On today's episode, we channel our inner-Disney 4-1-1 auras to uncover the truth about the Bonus Jonas. What was/is the deal with this t-shirt/vest-wearing anomaly? In other words, who was the child under the pinstripe fedora? Also, we give you the official "sitch" on Christy Carlson Romano's new lifestyle vlog. SPOILER: it's exactly what you think it is.

NOW, BUT THEN: On today's episode, we discuss the ongoing debate surrounding the Ariana vs. Victoria feud. Was it real? Is it still happening? Are we finally going to admit that Ariana won? Also, we discuss yet another reboot: ALL THAT!

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?: On today's episode, we dive into the surprisingly stable post-childhood-star life that is Kyle Massey's. We learn about his troubling, yet, not surprising, music endeavors, his insta-famous wife, and his strange, yet again, not surprising, connection to Soulja Boy. Also, we learn about and heal from the triggering visual stimulus that is Will Smith's interpretation of the Aladdin genie.

THIRSTY THURSDAY: On today's episode, we try something a little new: our first-ever candy review! We both try and cringe at the shockingly sour taste of Baby Bottle Pops. We also explore some of the brand's most iconic promotional stunts and celebrity collaborations. Also, is Bow Wow good? Has anyone checked on him? Katie did, and we are SHOOK.

QUIT TRIFLIN': On today's musically-themed episode, we analyze (and, later roast) American Idol's cultural relevancy. We discuss the different factors that led to the show's sputtering exit and hobbling return. We discuss the career-shattering decision that was Katy Perry's blonde hair and the lasting ramifications that the pixie-cut has had on the music industry. Also, Ashley is back with yet another single/video combo, but this time, it's deep.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?: On today's episode, we slide down the mysterious rabbit hole that is the barren reality of the cast of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. We discuss failed reality shows, struggling music careers, and Shay Mitchell's interesting type-cast of "That Lesbian Chick." Also, we honor and celebrate our favorite celebrity couple: Danberly. That is Kimberly J. Brown and Daniel Koutz of Halloweentown fame.

NOW, BUT THEN: On today's episode, Katie reveals the JARRING reality of two infamous Star Wars actors. We also discuss the devastating denial that fans of the franchise upheld for years after the release of the first prequel. Why did we think it was good? Is it actually good? It can't be good, right? Also, we explore the recent philanthropic happenings of everyone's favorite noodle head, Justin Timberlake. Trolls was bad, though. We all agree on that, right?

THIRSTY THURSDAY: On today's episode, Katie and I sample the suspiciously unclassifiable drink Hawaiian Punch. Also, we celebrate and mourn the fourteen-year anniversary of the premiere of the Nickelodeon masterpiece Zoey 101.

SPECIAL NEWS ALERT: On today's special episode, Katie and I break from routine to bring you THE YEAR'S MOST IMPORTANT NEWS PIECE. We discuss the travesty that is Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. After stomaching the first episode, we breakdown MTV's latest debacle's unsettling cast, shaky premise, and highly-medicated host. All things considered, #prayersforlindsay.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?: On today's episode, we talk about Disney's latest reboot nightmare: Kim Possible. Was live-action the best choice? Was dragging Kim's haggard corpse out of the Disney vault worth the financial flop? We decide. Also, we discuss the mid-2000s most iconic pop-punk band Metro Station. We analyze their coincidental origins (and possible nepotism?), along with the band's unsatisfying middle and hilarious finale.