Alx is solo dolo and is talking about broadening horizons. Growth, fear of change, my first apartment, and a few yawns here and there because it's my bedtime. The show must go on, and I must do my absolute best to add value to the lives of our listeners. You are appreciated. You are loved. You are capable of doing hard things and things that you fear. Keep going and call me when you get to the top babe<3 

Reselling. We do it. Wanna hear about it? Sick. Give er a listen brother. And call us when you clean out your attic. 

Introducing: Lance. This is now the Lance and Chelsea show. No more solo. We be a team now. In this episode we tackle the wonderful topic of addiction and recovery. Tune in and see which of us has felonies.

I will not conform, I will not bend to the will of a cashier. I will not be put in your system. linktree.com/captain_cavatappi 

i now have beef with all crickets and half of my coworkers linktree.com/captain_cavatappi 

back with no vengeance. seems to be a shortage of caffeine and fucks to give linktree.com/captain_cavatappi 

same shit, different toilet linktree.com/captain_cavatappi 

the normal nonsense, plus a blueprint on how to reform our ticket giving authorities.  linktree.com/captain_cavatappi intro/outro is my new single Sushi In The Studio now on all streaming platforms and the video is out on youtube. 

Live from the road! This one is more stream of consciousness and (slightly) less usage of the word 'fuck'.  Intro and outro are my latest single "Sushi In The Studio"  peep that and all the other fun stuff I do here: www.linktree.com/captain_cavatappi thx ily

Intro and outro is my new single "Sushi In The Studio" available on all streaming platforms Monday (6/14) and the video is currently on youtube NOW so go peep that if ur my friend, thx ily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QtgKSZJse8  follow me on ig @captain_cavatappi if ur feelin froggy