Hey remember Bachelor in Paradise? That thing that had it's finale like 2 weeks ago? Well we finally got our shit together to post our recap of the dramatic conclusion to the season and here it is for your listening pleasure! Ultimately an oddly satisfying end to an odd season. We are now ready for a break, there's a whole lot of life happening out there and while we love spending hours on end talking about reality TV, we're also looking forward to other stuff. That is until DWTS starts in literally 2 days....

Another double episode! A lot in happening in our lives and on our screens! This week we try to put ourselves in the contestants shoes and think about how we would handle these challenges. The answer seems to be, not any better than those suckers. Only one episode left after this one, buckle up folks!

Okay we probably should have edited this one more, but ultimately lacked the drive and motivation and also wanted to get it published so you guys can finally listen to it! This episode the producer's games continue, our complaints continue, Kim being unbearable to watch but also impossible not to support continues. We think we are inching toward the finale of this season and cannot wait to see the remain twists and turns that the show has in store!

OOPS THE FILE WE UPLOADED BEFORE WAS BAD. Genuinely not quite sure how that happened.... as you all know we are typically a well oiled machine around here. Anyways, here's take 2! Okay well we don't have Taylor Swift announcing a new album on our podcast, but we think you should listen anyways. Yet again we are forced to give it up for the producers who took over the show (Grace was devastated to learn it was likely a man) as we stay having a good time. Our fingers are crossed for even more chaos as the season continues!

We took so long to find a time to record that another episode rolled around. Therefore we decided to combine our recaps of the two so that you all would get your content as soon as possible. The only problem with doing this is sometimes Grace forgets about what has already happened vs what still has yet to happen. Oh well. Seems like maybe these two episodes were the last ones of the classic paradise structure, so we tried to enjoy them and soak them in as best we could!

We deserve whatever award they give to podcasters for keeping this week's episode under 2 hours. We truly did not think we had it in us, there was SO MUCH to cover!! This season is not disappointing, we'll say that much. Consider us hooked. Can't wait to see where the rest of the season takes us, and can't wait to bring you along for the ride :)

We're baaaaaaack and brief as ever! We basically had nothing to say about how excited we are that paradise is back and all the crazy changes and who the cast is. Honestly we didn't really care and had no opinions it's pretty whatever to us. PSYCH. WE HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS AND WANT TO TELL YOU ALL OF THEM. We hope you are looking forward to joining us for another fabulous BIP season on the beaches of Mexico. Sorry. Costa Rica. Also Grace decided to try a new audio set up that she instantly regretted. Very sorry for experimenting it will never happen again. If you power through this episode the audio will be back to our usual stellar quality next week.

So is it just us or was the most shocking part of this episode seeing Clayton on our screens again? Well folks, it is time to wrap up another season of this great show we call The Bachelor. It always seems to just fly by. Now Grant and Julianna are off to make their way in the world together and Litia will likely be in a relationship with a hot Mormon athlete before you can say "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints." We now have a little time to relax and recoup before possibly the greatest season of BIP ever???? We are practically foaming at the mouth we can't WAIT.If you followed along this season, thank you, we love you, you'll always get our final rose <3

Anders isn't part of this episode and we're as disappointed as you are about it. We hope you enjoy the episode anyway, at least as best you can given the circumstances. We yet again have questions for production this episode, such as, why did you do that? Will you hire us? And what did Zoe ever do to you? xoxo Grace and Liv

Well this is what we get for being excited for Women Tell All. Disappointment. Liv and Grace were not always on the same side this episode because they were on different team. Liv's team = reasonable in terms of right and wrongGrace's team = what makes a good storyline for TVUnfortunately everyone lost because it was not interesting TV nor was any justice served. They basically didn't even show Chloie! What was the point??