The male romper. We wanted to hate it but we are loving the onsie and the reviews! Follow along at: facebook.com/writteninthestarspod instagram.com/writteninthestarspod twitter.com/@WITS Other: [email protected]

We have a treat for you this week. No, it's not a ride in the car. It's the infamous @barkbox pigs in a blanket chew toy! Dogs love it, humans can't make sense of it or the feelings it invokes. Follow us on this journey as we fall in deep love with Barkbox social media as they bark back at some interesting reviews. Enjoy us enjoying the pigbutt. Special guest @asia_with_a_y 's dog Squish and a little hint for our current challenge, Ben Tag Taco Challenge. Reminder: if you are able to find our producer Ben in public, take a picture with him, and tag us we will give you a $15 taco bell gift card in a Dino taco (a previously reviewed item). Happy hunting! #writteninthestars #wits #knoxvillepodcast #scruffyaudionetwork #knoxpod #starstuff #doingstarstuff #barkbox #barkback #pigsinablanket #pigbutt #welovebarkbox #dogtoyforhumans #humanconfusion #humansbehavingpoorly #podcastersofinstagram #dogtoysofinstagram #donttakethissexual #itisntevennoon #saymynamebarkbox #dogcompany #getyourmindoutthegutter #misunderstanding #doublestuffed #itsabarkboxsir #mydude #coconutslippy #worriedforyou #whosagoodpigbutt

We're all guilty of a late night ramen feast. This week we venture into the culinary world of ramen as a chic dish every inmate can enjoy. The Texas prison system may not be able to handle this book but we sure can. Donate at: patreon.com/writteninthestarspod Follow along at: facebook.com/writteninthestarspod instagram.com/writteninthestarspod twitter.com/@WITS Other: [email protected] Tshirts, print, and promotions: blacksheepprinting.com

Everyone loves a good, cathartic scream. Including goats! So why don't we just let them tell us how you really feel. This week on Written In The Stars, the girls are reading reviews for The Screaming Goat, book and figure. At work and over the grind? Just boop your screaming goat figure. Got a significant other who's on your last ever lovin' nerve? Screaming goat! You don't have to say a word. Screaming goat will scream it for you. He may or may not be the greatest of all time, but one thing's for sure- the girls are gonna tell you about it. Donate at: patreon.com/writteninthestarspod Follow along at: facebook.com/writteninthestarspod instagram.com/writteninthestarspod twitter.com/@WITS Other: [email protected] Tshirts, print, and promotions: blacksheepprinting.com

Ever wondered what a balloon coated in artificial flavoring tastes like? In this weeks episode, the girls read reviews for flavored condoms. Use them every time you have intercourse to "make his junk smell like pie," and keep your eggo from being preggo. If you want to have some good, safe fun, and prevent Rainn Wilson from saying things like, "this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet," then these are the condoms for you! Listen in for excessive dick jokes and commentary, and significantly fewer Juno references.

Time to get squirrelly as we learn about Finger Squirrels this week. Afraid of squirrels? Immerse yourself in their rodent world one small digit motion at a time. Love squirrels?! It's the pet your parents never let you have! Want to scare your arch nemesis? Go nuts! We dive head first onto the slippery slope that is the finger squirrel. You'll be wondering what you can turn your fingers into next. Donate at: patreon.com/writteninthestarspod Follow along at: facebook.com/writteninthestarspod instagram.com/writteninthestarspod twitter.com/@WITS Other: [email protected] Tshirts, print, and promotions: blacksheepprinting.com Don't forget to keep hydrated: drinkwaterloo.com

This week the age old question of "who let the dogs out" will finally be answered. Come on this journey with us, you may even get to play with a puppy! Maybe see a puppy play. Just know, puppy play is on the table. Hold your love pups close and get ready for some reviews that will definitely make you howl. Donate at: patreon.com/writteninthestarspod Follow along at: facebook.com/writteninthestarspod instagram.com/writteninthestarspod twitter.com/@WITS Other: [email protected] Don't forget to keep hydrated: drinkwaterloo.com

This cookbook is the perfect blend of "new you" post-New Year healthy eating and little romantic dinner ideas for Valentine's day. Please enjoy the reviews we gathered up for this inspirational podcast episode.

You've heard the rumors. You've seen the pictures. Now. Let us take you on the whimsical, possibly drug induced, journey of Cats without having to live through the movie itself. Join us on this journey into the CGI world of cats! That way we won't be left alone with the memories of human faces, hands, and teeth on a tiny furry body. Donate at: patreon.com/writteninthestarspod Follow along at: facebook.com/writteninthestarspod instagram.com/writteninthestarspod twitter.com/@WITS Other: [email protected] Don't forget to keep hydrated: drinkwaterloo.com

Happy New Year! Walking into the New Year single af (newly or oldie) we've got your independent back and have a set of reviews just for you. Microwave for One is a book that helps you find your inner peace and accept that you will be alone forever. Donate at: patreon.com/writteninthestarspod Follow along at: facebook.com/writteninthestarspod instagram.com/writteninthestarspod twitter.com/@WITS Other: [email protected] Don't forget to keep hydrated: drinkwaterloo.com