Particular advice for particular fans. Can't make these up, folks! This episode is sponsored by the Kia Sorrento.

Some weirdo messaged me and got me thinking about church. Sorry this one is more asmr than podcast. ftr I don't consider any of the solo episodes actual podcasts because they suck :)

Runnin' on fumes today as I spill the beans on my dad's left foot and work.

Honestly that Jamaican seal came outta nowhere. All Angels Are Bad.

Cody from Step by Step joins me today. He silently read a volume of Samuel Coleridge poetry to himself. Chill dude.

I quit standup comedy. I'll write jokes for anyone under 30.

In the end, it didn't matter that he didn't know him, that he wasn't familiar to him, but only that he loved him. Forever he went to be with himself in those locked rooms above the avenues.