We get deep into the numbers and statistics of our housing crisis in the US and do what millennials do best, we cry about it! We analyze the current situation that is the housing crisis, we discuss what it was like for boomers living in the 70s and Gen X in the 90s compared to our current situation. We laugh out loud and cry internally... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

David and I hit the "Am I the Asshole?" (AITA) Reddit posts and put our 2 cents in on who we think is a piece of shit and who is not. Funny stories that may strike a nerve or two, but we also want to know your thoughts! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

David and Crystal have a discussion about religion and spirituality. Our own experiences, where we draw the line and how we just need to be good humans regardless of our beliefs. We talk about speaking in tongues, possible power of prayer and the Church of Satan? Trigger warning: The ugly side of religion is discussed in this episode which includes sexual assault and abuse against women and minors. We do not condone this behavior, and do not take it lightly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

David goes over the ins and outs of the culinary world. Debunks misconceptions, answers Crystal's questions that you all have probably had yourself and goes over what grinds his culinary gears and how to become a master chef yourself, or at least how to get into the industry. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

David and I throw a bitch fit about the struggles growing up not knowing smart money management and not having anyone to bail us out when we needed it financially. We talk about growing up poor and how that sets the tone for your life either sink, tread water or swim like you have a shark behind you! Everyone hates a rich asshole and we know a few...  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

David and Crystal face off head to head with 3 different games. Song association, 2 truths and a lie and being tested on trivia that relates to their careers.  It's gonna be intense, there will be screaming but no bloodshed. Yet... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

We have a big announcement to share this episode which brings back so many memories about growing up and being the oldest of 3 siblings!  Between being chased by a knife yielding 6 year old, watching out siblings crash into our fence or being black mailed for $5, life growing up was not ordinary! We definitely went through somethings that made us grow up a little faster than we wanted but it made is who we are today! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

Crystal gives a crash course on the struggles and causes of Infertility, family planning and how to not go at it alone. Don’t wait and we are here for you! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

We take a deeper dive into thorns. We talk about our own thorns, how your triggers can be your own thorns and what to do about it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support

Crystal came back from her first conference and shares her big takeaways and David is back with his dark humor. Not listening to colonial generals, surveying dying people and what not to be for Halloween. David is ready to work in the ED... Erectile Dysfunction department?  Listen for more!  Beijinhos! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/woodenspoonsurvivors/support