Romesh was cornered at a networking event and pitched a dildo of himself. That’s only the start of this week’s Wolf & Owl episode... Tom has had a full medical for his tour indluding a hernia check, a seductive removal of ECG stickers and a height revelation he’s not coping with. He also relives the night he lay silent in bed while a woman in the next room told someone on the phone exactly what she thought of him. Romesh confesses to a Percy Pig habit that’s out of hand and the boys settle (or fail to settle) pop chips versus proper chips,. Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email us at [email protected] A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:02 Tom’s got nothing04:08 Romesh’s function08:16 Tom’s one night stand12:22 Tom’s tour medical16:08 Peptides18:08 Percy Pigs20:44 Pop chips vs proper chips29:28 Barbecue sauce on the tube32:03 Dippy fingers33:36 Martin Kemp’s soirée40:21 The peking jackfruit incident44:56 Curry on the train51:04 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Have Romesh & Tom ever embarrassed their wives?  It’s time for another email episode, where we tackle everything you’ve sent in to us, from bad advice that nearly derailed Tom’s stand-up career to the scrutiny young footballers like JJ Gabriel face online, plus a wiping technique masterclass nobody asked for.  Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email [email protected] Ranga Bee Production Chapters 00:00 Intro00:38 Tom’s Post Partum Advice04:45 Romesh’s Body Image Advice07:18 Partner Public Embarrassment 08:22 Toilet Paper Queries & Shocking Wiping Revelations14:55 Football Academies & Bad Advice21:58 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why Is Tom Pitching a M.A.S.K. Movie To Romesh? Strap in, this one is is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. In this episode of Wolf & Owl, a chat about Terry Pratchett somehow turns into a full-blown debate on contentment, imposter syndrome and why winning an award never fills the gap. The boys then argue over whether Coco Pops are a justifiable expense if you’re living in a park. Then, Tom introduces Mister Fart and pitches Romesh a live-action M.A.S.K. movie... Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email [email protected] If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters: 00:00 Intro02:02 Terry Pratchett03:32 What is contentment?06:03 Social media and comparing yourself08:08 Imposter syndrome14:51 The Back to the Future ending22:36 Mister Fart28:12 Pitching a M.A.S.K. movie39:56 Tom’s closer: Megan Fox and the squirrels42:30 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would Romesh & Tom Survive The Army? It's the Friday Q&A, and the inbox is in a thoughtful mood. A 13-year-old is dreading the school morning, an 18-year-old is baffled by pub rounds, and a Royal Navy mandrill wants to know which branch of the military the boys would join. Plus, Romesh learns why you shouldn't put Vicks in a nebulizer...Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email [email protected] Ranga Bee Production. #WolfAndOwl #RomeshRanganathan #TomDavies #ComedyPodcast Chapters 00:00 Intro00:33 Romesh's Vicks problem06:14 Romesh hated secondary school13:24 Romesh's £40 night out16:36 Everyone's just trying to fit in19:08 Militant Mandrill20:43 Army, Navy or Air Force?23:21 A very short army career27:28 Would Romesh have made a soldier?29:33 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is Romesh a doormat? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Tom becomes Romesh's therapist to tackle his authority issues following a train encounter that has clearly triggered him... They confess their reality TV addictions, from Below Deck to the Kardashians, and debating what it would cost to do reality TV themselves.Plus, fan encounters, Transformers, concerning bathroom habits, and Tom shares his journey in building his boxer short collection, starting with Skims! A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters 00:00 Intro03:04 The lone wolf mentality04:14 Romesh’s authority issues and therapy role play18:01 Transformers and fan encounters23:04 Skims underwear28:50 What Tom & Rom really think of reality TV41:00 Reflections on using parenting as material47:40 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why Are Romesh & Tom Flashing Their Balls? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, the boys embrace the autumn weather, discuss the guilt of leaving their kids, and trial some new greetings that definitely shouldn’t catch on. Plus, Romesh shares the story of flashing his balls during a colonic and, for reasons that will become clear, a special F you to Theo James and Guy Ritchie. A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters 00:00 Intro02:50 Is Romesh nice to Tom?04:30 Dealing with parent guilt 16:40 Greetings revealed 19:40 A moment Romesh will remember forever 21:00 Tom flashed his balls (& so did Romesh)23:54 Tom’s cameo on The Gentleman27:12 Roleplaying a killer called Trigger from Glasgow30:05 Romesh’s Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What was going on at the boys' high school sleepovers?! In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh and Tom take a trip back to their childhoods and reveal some of the strange, awkward, and occasionally traumatic experiences that came with high school friendships. From imbalanced friend dynamics to outright strange parents and school rumours, the guys cover it all. Tom reflects on how our past teenage selves can still make an appearance today after bumping into people from high school, and Romesh deals with some old guilt, hopefully fixed by an inspired guided role play from Tom. It's a week of reflections from Wolf & Owl. Don't miss it! A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:55 Childhood sleepover memories 11:27 Rom’s unaged drinking story 12:40 Tom’s sexy sleepover rumour 16:28 A Blue Lagoon issue 19:38 Rom’s friend went missing (briefly) 28:28 Resorting back to being a kid 37:47 A high school throwback role play 42:46 Tom's Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Could Tom beat 100 eight-year-olds? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, the boys tackle some of the most important questions facing modern society, including what happens when your parents want to invite 18 extra people to your wedding, and whether Tom could take on 100 eight-year-olds in a fight. From the awkward realities of wedding guest lists, whether they’d actually attend a listener’s wedding, all the way through to dog party invites and dog diets. They discuss it all. Plus, Tom reveals another questionable chapter in the ongoing saga of his tattoos, and we hear about a tragic story of his testes. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:11 A predicament about wedding guests 06:51 Have Rom & Tom ever been to a wedding together? 10:03 A question on dogs 13:38 Tom’s tattoos 14:38 Tom’s testicle tragedy 17:21 Tom vs 100 8 year olds 21:39 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happened to Romesh at Radio 2 In The Park? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh and Tom look back at some of their most awkward moments in comedy, from disastrous panel show appearances to the realities of dealing with hecklers. Romesh goes into detail after revealing a particularly embarrassing and sticky situation at Radio 2 In The Park during an interview with Appleton and Deacon Blue. And Tom opens up about his recent increase in professional anxiety and the pressure of getting things right on TV. Plus, we have tales of airport and flying etiquette, Rasputin intrigue, Below Deck catch ups and some questionable celebrity role plays. Another week, another collection of embarrassing stories from the Wolf & Owl. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:43 A compliment for Tom 01:55 Romesh’s panel show mishap 05:45 Tom’s show panic story 08:43 Tom’s professional anxiety 09:55 Tom’s take on The Romesh Show 11:20 Revisiting foot golf 13:03 A message to the critics 14:38 A role play of Bradley Cooper & Romesh 19:25 Romesh had a heckler 21:24 Role-playing Tom on The Rest Is History 23:04 A Radio 2 in The Park horror story 34:10 Romesh’s Scottish flight drama 41:33 On Below Deck 47:29 Tom’s Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How to handle social trolls? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, the boys are back with another collection of bizarre listener questions, questionable role plays, and deeply unnecessary discussions. Plus, they get the first listen at a brand new Wolf & Owl song and present the question: could this go to the charts? Elsewhere, Romesh and Tom revisit their infamous Josh Widdicombe and Ross Kemp role play before attempting another one that goes spectacularly wrong. They also discuss tummy sticks, music speaker etiquette, and whether you really need social media to stay in the loop. And we address the topic of when friendly banter begins to cross a line. From cutting down on social media to dealing with online trolls, they cover all of your email conundrums. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:48 An email special song 04:18 Revisiting the Josh Widdicombe & Ross Kemp role play 05:33 Tummy sticks 07:55 A question on music speakers 12:15 A failed role play 19:08 A large nose issue 28:19 How to stay in the loop without socials 31:59 Cutting down on social media 33:53 Dealing with social trolls 38:08 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices