We love that Ariel's existence is at least consistently centralized about looking for Eric. Why does she lose him so easily? Is everything okay? Is he purposely trying to leave her because she's obsessed with him? Thankfully we don't have to speculate these questions tooooo much because GREAT news: Ariel is actually Zelena in disguise. Don't worry about it In other news, Hook might have intimate relations with his ship. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Oh good! It's the Zelena backstory that no one asked for! Other than being a weak attempt to make us feel any sort of empathy for our muppet witch, this episode serves ONLY to point out how badly she wants that Dark One D. It's embarrassing for her, honestly. And as Cora apparently taught us, you should never bring your heart to a witch fight. So that's on her! It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

** Disclaimer; due to some recording issues, the episode has some issues starting around the 45 minute mark. Apologies for the inconvenience- we are looking at some solutions for future recordings! ** Ding dong the Neal is Dead!...again? We've been here before, I recognize that corpse! But when has reusing plots ever stopped this show before? Neal returns only to die shortly after in one of the most truly upsetting ways. But on the plus side, he brought back the dark one with help from Lumiere before biting the bullet... It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Don't you just love it when the entire B plot exists in a past that no one remembers and the A plot copies the entire B plot in an attempt to create a through line but ultimately just makes you wonder what the entire point of the episode is? No? Weird! We thought everyone loved that! That's it. We don't have anything else to say. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

This episode is a BEAST so make sure you have a good drink to cozy up with while we take you on a journey to prove that Regina and Robin are in fact the best couple and we will not be taking comments at this time. Aside from our ultimate OTP, we also watch Emma try and come with a plan that is almost as bad as her truth/lie detector. It's a BAD time. We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

How we wish that this were just hyperbole, a fun thing to say as a joke, and not the true and real fact that we must all come to terms with. Yes, we've left Neverland and have moved on. But at what cost? Aside from her sexual endeavors, Storybrooke is once again under a curse! So naturally we need Emma to come and do what saviors do best. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

It's the Winter Finale Episode! We are done with the Neverland arc! We never have to deal with Peter Pan or Neverland ever again! It's been 800 years. How did we ever survive? In other news, Pan starts a curse and to stop the curse, Regina has to enact ANOTHER curse. Apparently those cancel each other out, now. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

We love a switcheroo! Especially when no one is the wiser. We just love seeing Regina so happy and delighted that her son finally wants to spend time with her, knowing that it's actually Peter Pan in disguise. We love Emma being all up on her high horse because no son of hers would ever choose the Evil Queen over her! And more than anything, we love a B plot that has literally no effect on the present. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Once again, Regina Alberta Mills proves herself to be the bad bitch she is by single handedly saving Henry while everyone else sits and watches, rendered speechless by her beauty and presence. At least that's how we remember it. We also get to see what those early days of motherhood looked like for our sweet baby angel. And boy, does it make us want to wrap Regina up in a weighted blanket and press smooches on her forehead and serve her hot chocolate. She is great and has never done anything wrong. And yet somehow it's still a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.

Hey hey hey! Did you know that Peter Pan is actually Rumplestiltskin's dad? Well you do now! Like father like son, the cycle started with this bastard man, who literally abandoned his child to turn into a teenager with a punchable face. Oh, and also Henry might be dying? We just don't know! But Mr. Gold is in a box, so we're probably screwed. It's a BAD time! We want to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @winewhineandonce.