With the death of print media, our boy Kal-El is back in the job market. With a CV like Clark's, surely there's a better job for old Supes than whatever passes for a journalist these days? Eddie deliberately ignores the question, Jamie utilises Superman's strengths, and Alex shoots for the moon, whilst Bear reveals some shocking secrets about his good friend Clark Kent. Surprisingly, nobody tries to take over the world in this one. Well not intentionally anyway. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

With the inevitable success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie just around the corner, there's never been a better time to yoink Mario out of existence and be forced to save Peach ourselves! But without the titula-me, Mario, around is saving a princess even possible? With Eddie in the judge's seat, Pwal brings his aptitude for violence to the table, whilst Alex will do any amount of paperwork to avoid having to actually save a princess themself. Sometimes Bowser lives, sometimes he dies, but the world is almost always worse off than when our plans started. Other content: Twitch: ⁠hexagorgonlive⁠ Website: ⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠ YouTube: ⁠HexaGorgon⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠@hexagorgon⁠ Facebook: ⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠Hexagorgon⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠hexagorgon⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

We did such a good job with our Football balance patch last year that we decided to have another crack at it but with Driving this time. Should cars be tubes? How about spheres? Should it be easier to gain points? Or perhaps driving backwards should make you exempt from the law? Bear wants to take a technical approach to improving the game design, Eddie wants to change the shape of driving as we know it, and Alex thinks the biggest problem with driving is the cars. Meanwhile, Jamie just wants the premise of the episode to remain intact so we don't get sued by every government driving organisation. Other content:Twitch: hexagorgonliveWebsite: www.hexagorgon.comYouTube: HexaGorgon Socials:Twitter: @hexagorgonFacebook: HexaGorgonFB Support:Patreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

Due to scheduling conflicts, Eddie and Alex were left to record an episode by themselves. Rather than solving one of the least asked for questions on the internet, they got distracted and ended up talking about the podcast of Win Stupid Prizes rather than actually trying to win a stupid prize. Join us for this behind-the-scenes look at the effort that goes into an episode of Win Stupid Prizes! Including burning questions such as, how do we even record these things? What makes a good stupid answer? Can we afford a door? All this, and more, in this unique* episode of Win Stupid Prizes! * unique at time of publishing Other content: Twitch: hexagorgonlive Website: www.hexagorgon.com YouTube: HexaGorgon Socials: Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB Support: Patreon: Hexagorgon Ko-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

Last year we tried to do a better job than Santa, but that didn't work, so this year we're just outright stopping him. Can three mortal beings stop the seemingly omnipotent being that is Santa, or will he once again prove too much for us? And more importantly, will this mean we're all getting coal this Christmas? AJ knows exactly what risks to take as Judge, Eddie probably ends up on the naughty list, Bear does the unthinkable and asks for help, and Pwal won't stop talking about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for some reason. Check out our other stuff: Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Patreon: Hexagorgon Ko-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

Actors are a wild bunch, but wouldn't it be even wilder if they weren't actors? If every film an actor has been in was completely factually accurate, which actor would have led the craziest life? Alex forgets what question they asked, Jamie sticks to his theme, Eddie doesn't understand friendship, and Bear gets married, as we all explore the Edward Scissorhands-verse and realise that every actor was Bruce Willis the whole time. Check out our other stuff: Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Patreon: Hexagorgon Ko-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

CW: Brief gore descriptions (Saw franchise) It's only been a year but Britain's Evil Mastermind, Pwal, has decided to come out of retirement. As a result, he needs to know which horror antagonists can easily be defeated so he doesn't make their same mistakes. Alex tries to avoid the problem once again, Bear uses his strengths to his advantage, and Eddie takes on the true villain of Hallowe'en, in an episode where we definitely stuck to the brief and didn't just pick any spooky story we wanted to talk about. Check out our other stuff: Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Ko-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

One DnD is upon us! Which means we only get to pick one class, so we better pick a good one. Eddie, Alex, and Jamie ignore both Dungeons and Dragons as Bear questions how their chosen class would actually be useful in the real world. Eddie wants to be the most evil Lawful Good character you've ever seen, Alex wants to improve their lowest skills, and Jamie just wants to stay out of the sun. Unfortunately, Bear was railroading from the start and had pre-rolled the winner of this episode. Check out our other stuff: Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Ko-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

Have you ever been cursed by a witch and told you have to fight a poisoned goose or something in order to escape the curse? Well that definitely hasn't happened to us! That'd be ridiculous... haha... In this surprisingly animal-orientated episode, Alex, Bear, and Jamie try to save Eddie from a terrible fate. Will any of them succeed, or are fairy-tales just that difficult to win? Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Ko-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

As Disney gradually absorb more and more media franchises, the real question is which of these won't eventually be in a Kingdom Hearts game? Our resident Kingdom Hearts expert, Alex, navigates the Realms as Eddie, Jamie, and Pwal try to come up with anything more ridiculous than the worlds Kingdom Hearts already has to offer. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitter: @hexagorgon Facebook: HexaGorgonFB YouTube: HexaGorgon Twitch: hexagorgonlive Ko-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library