
This episode is about the men-tell-all, I GUESS! So few questions answered, and so few men talk. So, you could call this episode of The Bachelorette the Some Men Tell Some episode. Join us as we discuss Ian and Kaitlyn’s breakup, JJ and Clint’s breakup, and how Ben has been doing since Ben and Kaitlyn’s breakup. If there is ONE THING you MUST take away from this episode of The Bachelorette, it’s that Clint is STRAIGHT for sure, for sure, for sure, and that Clorox is NOT a sponsor. Featured Topics: Ian’s a cool professor down on his knees, CLINT IS STRAIGHT, and the idiotic and colossal failure that is Disney’s Animal Kingdom
Nov 9, 2020
1 hr 4 min

Whoa! Another late episode?!? Who could've ever seen this coming? Well, listen, everything is hard for a lot of folks right now, but it seems like everything was harder for the people involved with Kaitlyn Bristowe's season of The Bachelorette! This episode is our wildest one yet, and not because it was a wild episode of the show, but because we manage to masterfully avoid discussing the actual episode all that much, and even mix up Shawn and Nick's names a few times. So lower your expectations, turn off your brain, and come with us on this wild adventure! If you don't believe how crazy this episode gets, just check out these Featured Topics: Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind, a Hallmark car movie, and tweet this episode at Carole Baskin
Oct 19, 2020
1 hr 12 min

Make sure to put the kids to bed before you sit down to enjoy this remarkably explicit episode of Will You Accept this Prose?, because it's remarkably explicit! We call out Nick Viall, we discuss Kaitlyn's sexual history, and we discuss the many mistakes made by absolutely everyone involved with this season of The Bachelorette! You'll laugh, you'll grow angry, and you'll be staggered by Max's best attempt to figure out what exactly happened in It's a Wonderful Life. Featured Topics: Tweet this episode at Nick Viall, Kaitlyn's object permanence, and Max finally references, "what are those?"
Sep 28, 2020
1 hr 1 min

Can you believe it? All podcasts stopped for two weeks! Don’t worry, we’re here to officially get podcasts started again with this, another episode of Will You Accept this Prose? Sure, our last episode came out two weeks ago, but that was before all podcasters got sent to the Shadow Dimension! We’re just glad we were able to bust out so that we could tell all of you about the 8th episode of Kaitlyn Bristowe’s season of The Bachelorette! One man cries on a cliff, one man sadly sits on some steps, and one man just can’t avoid himself any longer Featured Topics: “So, You Think You Can Date,” JJ’s edgy poetry, and driving stick
Sep 14, 2020
1 hr 14 min

We hope you like thunder, ‘cause this episode gots some in the background! This season, a Fantasy Suite comes early! In this episode, Ian makes his proud, but dishonorable, exit, Shawn gets real P.O.’d, and Kaitlyn finally does that dirty, dirty deed. The editors really had a heyday with this one while the producers took a bit of a backseat, so we’re kind of off-kilter. Nevertheless, we do our best to cover a weird cocktail party, an inappropriate one-on-one, and a distasteful group date. Featured Topics: Kaitlyn’s Middle School Origami Fun Hour, Britt’s mom banishes Brady into the Friend Zone, and Princeton’s ONE educational failure
Aug 31, 2020
1 hr 4 min

Wow... This episode is extra late and extra long, but it's also just... Wow. Here's the bad news: we're as hooked and confused by this episode as the average, unquestioning viewer, and it sucks. We don't like Nick, but how do the men in the house feel about him? Can we trust what Joshua has to say about the men's feelings? WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING ANYMORE??? At least we meet a new, sexy friend this episode. Featured Topics: the gift you unwrap for life, Nick's Bachelorette Pro Tips, and who is Richard Firmrod?
Aug 24, 2020
1 hr 36 min

Well, this one’s about episode 5 of Kaitlyn Bristowe’s season of The Bachelorette, and she gets a little iffy on us here. The boys give their best performances in two wildly different types of musical entertainment, Jared goes on a lonely one-on-one date, and a new challenger approaches. Get ready for a new day, a new bad guy, and some new show tunes. Featured Topics: The Knicker-Redenbacher Popcorn Hotel, JJ’s playlist, and Max’s beatboxing trauma
Aug 11, 2020
1 hr

THERE’S NOT ENOUGH ANALYSIS ON THIS ANALYSIS PODCAST! Join us as we attempt to find producer and editor influence in episode four of Kaitlyn Bristowe's season of The Bachelorette. In this episode, the boys are back at it again with another fighting date, but one contestant is not having it. Also, a tender romance begins to blossom, but not where you might think. Featured Topics: Babe Soda, Tony's Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Brokeback Mountain: Bachelorette Edition
Aug 3, 2020
1 hr 7 min

Hey, guys, we have really warmed up to Kaitlyn. This episode is a little long, but so much wild stuff happened in episode 3 of Kaitlyn Bristowe’s season of The Bachelorette. Finally we get some dates! Kaitlyn gives the men a chance to let out their toxic masculinity, and Ben Z. really goes for it, and on the second group date, JJ’s highly intellectual humor sucks the funny right out of the room. There is a one-on-one date, and it was just fine. Unfortunately, the people in the…”studio” above us refused to turn down their devil music, so if you catch a few of their nasty beats, know that we did our best to edit them out. Featured Topics: Ben Z. as “The Incredible Hulk Hogan,” the closest Amy Schumer has ever come to being funny, and Kupah’s betrayal
Jul 27, 2020
1 hr 17 min

TW: Unfortunately, one contestant makes a joke about sexual assault, and we had to briefly discuss it. If the title didn’t tell ya, Ryan M. sucks so hard. We’re onto a season of The Bachelorette, and it starts out very rough. We’ll break down the terrible two-part season 11 premier, and do our best to give you hope that this season is even slightly worth your attention. We meet the bachelorette(s), Britt Nilsson and Kaitlyn Bristowe, and a menagerie of fools. We’re back, we’re funnier, the show we’re watching is worse. Featured Topics: Kaitlyn’s bathroom break(?), a capella Chippendales, and the many ways in which Ryan M. sucks
Jul 20, 2020
1 hr 19 min
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