It's a tale as old as time. Man sees 6 ft novelty sandwich. Man eats 6 ft novelty sandwich. Is it really so wrong?Figure it out for yourself as we debate the matter with special guest Toby. What would Watt Tambor do? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

3rd best friend of the show Aaron is here to save us all from our certain fate. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join us, weary travelers, as we finally go full tilt and spend the whole hour talking Star Wars. Joining us as our guest, Connor, makes his case for Attack of the Clones as the greatest of the Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars. Star Wars? Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars shit yourself Star Wars. Huh? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Join us this week as we welcome our first guest to the podcast, Bliss Jennings!As Bliss treks the shwasteland with us, we discuss messianic tables, the stink poles of London, and uncover a hidden conspiracy about an old friend... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The boys round off meme season with 2019, a year many remember as the one before last.Naruto Running into Area 51, Shouting at a Cat, and Old Town Road, plus the customary Wookieepedia and Recommendations. Welcome to the show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"Quick, kid, I don't have much time. You gotta listen to me. In the year 2020, there's gonna be a-"-Harambe's final words, may he rest in the peace that the rest of us were denied.Continuing the saga of memes the boys discuss the year 2015, along with a certain Fishy Taxi Thug and his questionable stance on slavery.Oh, and there's another important point of discussion. It's a man, I think. But I just... can't... see him. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

All our friends are out living their best lives and we're just here (Jedi) masturbating. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hi. We're Why We Get Schwasty.We're contacting you today in regards to the Podcast that we recently uploaded.This week, Fergus details a truly Hhnnngghh situation, and gives us the perfect meme to capture the emotion of the moment.We go through some memes from the long lost days of 2007, including fascist felines, a bomb in a school, and uhh... a cup.And then it turns out that the galaxy could have been spared thirty years of tyranny, if only Squid Opera was a little more engaging. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Memes. The DNA of the soul. What is a meme? Are we memes? Is society a meme? It's a difficult question, and the only way to answer it is to start at the beginning.This episode begins our series on the history of memes, starting from the year 12,000 BC, and working forward from there.Then for the main event. The music scene of our favourite galaxy far, far away is vibrant and hilarious. Are you a Figrin Fan or a Max Rebo Stan? What exactly is a Jizz Wailer, and what does it have to do with music? Find out this week on Why We Get Schwasty. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which we discuss Virgin Media's bizarre but fascinating attempt to continue the saga of Doctor Who beyond its 1989 cancellation, and the age old debate of Wombs vs Looms.Meanwhile in outer space, some middle-aged bug people attend a spin class and break through the fabric of spacetime. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.