In this episode, Dean gets infuriated with a children's television programme again, Simon discovers Lovecraftian clothing for children and then they contact an "Irishman" for financial advice.City of Friends opening theme - https://youtu.be/b8JLGM2xfSw?si=gOKo9Nh8l95445LxOctopus costume - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004301754454.html?pdp_npi=2%40dis%21GBP%21 Wikipedia - String of cash coins (currency unit) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_of_cash_coins_(currency_unit) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon ponder why a bollard has a dinosaur's head on it, take to the air to look at some massive adverts and then mess about on the river.  Dean’s Excellent Dinosaur Photograph - https://i.imgur.com/F9vA0Bl.jpg   Mapvertising article - https://lenpenzo.com/blog/id15798-giant-advertisements-that-can-be-seen-from-high-in-the-sky.html?expand_article=1   Wikipedia – Emmanuel Boat Club - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Boat_Club   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedy performer and producer Sarah Breese (http://www.sarahbreese.com) joins Dean and Simon to talk about elevator music, beverages, cursed vegetables, beverages again, redubbed films and ART.  Simon’s potato - https://i.imgur.com/Nv0pOxH.jpg   Wikipedia – Still life with flowers on a marble slab - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Still_life_with_flowers_on_a_marble_slab   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gives an update on his crisps investigation and then he and Simon have a look at a new addition to the Robocop cannon. They follow that up with a discussion about camping and finish off with an old-fashioned meltdown during the Random Wikipedia Article section.  Robocop's desk - https://i.imgur.com/OByVbcy.png   Car tent - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06XX3H5XL?tag=097-uk-21&ascsubtag=default&geniuslink=true   Wikipedia – Faces in the Fog - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_in_the_Fog   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon fail to be impressed by someone cleaning a rug, take a crispy trip down memory lane and name an activity they think is better than skiing. What a lovely, gentle episode. Well done everyone.  Someone power washing a filthy rug -  https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxAffxAs6zo/?igshid=MzRIODBiNWFIZA%3D%3D   A very expensive bag of crisps - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225764642728?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=aIHXLND9TMu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia - Matthias Looß - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_Loo%C3%9F   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon and Dean broadcast their thoughts whilst on holiday in London. They discuss a few items that London is famous for: Mrs Doubtfire the Musical, expensive cashew nuts and stiffness methods.  Note for the listener: the audio for this episode was recorded with microphones from Poundland and enhanced with AI Software, it turned out alright but if you notice an unusual element to the sounds of their voices that’ll be why.  Mrs Doubtfire the Musical - https://youtu.be/pIzRTJIxEYs?si=SIx3SDoUA7BlvRnM   Ginni’s Chilli Lemon & Coriander Cashews Nuts - https://ginnis.co.uk/ginnis-nuts-snacks-and-sweets/shop/nuts/chilli-lemon-coriander-cashew-nuts   Wikipedia – The Matrix Method - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matrix_method   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Mike returns to unravel with the boys. The three gents discuss the cultural power of Phil Mitchell, human souls entrapped in china dolls, Japanese men that can transform into dogs and prehistoric oceans (almost).  Phil Mitchell drawstring bag - https://www.redbubble.com/i/drawstring-bag/Phil-Mitchell-by-Captain-Lynchie/32344203.YT4RK   Haunted doll with a positive spirit - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166253543310?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ZDMvXzj-TkO&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Haunted doll with a negative spirit - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325766668353?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=8wqOjD8mRPK&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Toco the human dog - https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/japanese-man-collie-dog-costume-b2387446.html    Wikipedia – Bridge River Ocean - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_River_Ocean   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon unveils a new segment and then Dean leads a discussion on comedy-based dining experiences. The pair of them stumble upon what could be a good business idea before turning their attention to a photograph for sale on Ebay. The resulting conversation gives them another business idea. Listener; please don’t steal these ideas, it’s all that they have.  Faulty Towers Dining Experience - https://www.interactivetheatre.com.au/faulty-towers-the-dining-experience-manchester/   Photo 6x4 A Victor Meldrew job One foot in the grave? C2012 - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324940795350?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=yXJFhbJMSuC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia – USS WST-1 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_WST-1   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon ponder the educational power of acronyms and look at a way to make the motorcar more horse friendly.   The anagrams and mottos - https://i.imgur.com/zgEPqDH.jpg   Horsey horseless carriage articles - https://www.wired.com/2015/02/well-didnt-work-1899-car-full-size-wooden-horse-head-stuck-front/ and https://psmag.com/environment/electric-hybrid-cars-cyclists-pedestrians-traffic-safety-52337   Wikipedia – Roger Mosey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mosey   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts have a look in the fridge to see if they can cobble together a “dump meal” and then come up with the most unpleasant analogy to explain how nuclear fusion works that you are ever likely to hear.   Dump meal video - https://www.instagram.com/p/CuR-W-kOwB1/   Uranium for sale - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=default   Wikipedia – Village Sounds Agency - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_Sounds_Agency   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.