We were on our phones for this entire episode. Jack Butler returns to take over White Noise as a crossover episode with his incredible podcast The Young Americans. Listen to them here: https://ricochet.com/series/young-americans/ . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and our absentee cohost Chase @chasehsabina . Email us at [email protected] . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Chase may have bitten off more than he can chew with his new dog. Joe might get to model for Walmart but there's a catch. . Follow us at @whitenoiseguys and Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Project Voldemort, Depression Tumblr, Chase's new dog, and a black-screen Snapchat story all make appearances in our latest episode. . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and email [email protected] Follow Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

An under-the-weather Joe and over-the-weekend Chase discuss screenshots submitted by fans, Logan Paul returning to boxing as an "ex-controversial" figure, dating KFC's Colonel Sanders, Prison Wife Instagram, Dave Chappelle and "Cancel Culture." . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and email [email protected] Follow Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Coast Guard member and Florida resident Kevin Hoeben dodged Hurricane Dorian and made time to speak truth to social grave robbers and models posting "thoughts and prayers" with suggestive beach photos. Eyewitness Joe reports on his experience at the 9/11 memorial. Kevin describes Yahoo Groups, which predates even Myspace, and he notes the existence of the pre-Youtube generation. Joe and Chase prophesy the rise of LinkedIn as a dating app. Kevin uses the Facebook birthday feature to remind himself to delete friends. Joe realizes he forgot the time he was unable to attend Kevin's wedding. Chase reveals no one wishes him happy birthday. Kevin reveals that Pokemon Go may be the greatest social media platform before revealing which social account he wants to delete most. . Auschwitz video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAnmqy5uYE . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Drummer Dean Sinclair is trying to make it big, even if it means selling his soul to social media. Dean explains his side hustles and the highs and lows of his rock star lifestyle. Lola, his family's charming bird, also makes infrequent appearances as Chase and Joe take notes on marketing music through social media. We also discover one of us has never bought an album, not even at Walmart. . Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @whitenoiseguys and follow Chase @chasehsabina . Email complaints to [email protected] . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

WE HAVE AN INSTAGRAM @whitenoiseguys . Chase and Joe bust an IG influencer for faking a motorcycle crash to get a smartwater endorsement. We discuss depressed YouTubers who are struggling to make money online. We also learn David Geffen's yacht is a clout competition for old billionaires and the Obamas. . Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @whitenoiseguys . Leave a review or email us [email protected] . Follow Chase @chasehsabina . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Brant Cohen returns for his second appearance on White Noise, this time recording in the closet Joe slept in before he became gainfully employed and moved out. Chase returns after his noticeable absence, bringing with him a suspiciously deep knowledge of Jacob Sartorius and both his slapboxing challenge to Barstool and his incredibly obsessed Twitter fans. Brant rants about Snapchat influencers spamming him with swipe up links and merchandise, while Joe notes that younger social media users are desperate to become influencers themselves. You can probably guess which platform Brant wants to delete first, but what does L.M.R. mean? . Follow us at @whitenoiseguys and email [email protected] . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Chase is out to work, so Joe ponders the success of low-quality portrait-mode twitter videos and fan DMs in response to last episode's segment on social grave-robbing. Joe ventures alone discussing the NSFW #IstandwithWhitney and twitter's very relaxed content filters, before explaining why Snapchat is clearly targeting children with its hyper-sexual content. Finally, he rants on the increasingly elaborate birthday wishes people post on social media, especially Instagram stories. He also mispronounces Idris Elba. . Follow us @whitenoiseguys and email us [email protected] . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support

Joe and Chase discuss the ethical issues (Joe) and gambling opportunity (Chase) presented by the possibility of a fight between Logan Paul and the bagel brawler. Chase exposes the awful underbelly of Instagram posts from the 9/11 memorial and Auschwitz, where no brand deal is too cheap to not pose on the graves of others. We ponder recording live from the Area 51 raid and Joe laments his failed Walmart modeling career after Chase explains the various levels of brand influencers. . Shoot Chase mean messages at [email protected] . Follow us @whitenoiseguys . Sgoodtobehere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise2/support