Paul and Steve take up the serious topic of how to keep your kids  safe and how to teach them to keep themselves safe in an unsafe world.

Reminder: if you feel like saying something to my son in a truck stop  bathroom, you always have the option of keeping your mouth shut. One  MAGA trucker found out the hard way that speaking vile filth in real  life has consequences. He went full on snowflake faster than I could  turn my cap backwards.