This is the hardest fucking thing I’ve had to write for this show. There’s no proper way to express how unbelievably painful this is. We fucking love you so much Nariko. Please rest easy.

This week, Dan & Nariko are locked and loaded with their RCP-90s as they pick out the most metal video game items!

This week, Dan & Nariko fill up their football field sized shells because they’re getting into the most metal tacos!

This week, Dan & Nariko are all arms and legs because they’re excavating the most metal cadaver/corpse related mishaps.

This week, Dan & Nariko launch into space or the ocean or where ever as they get on their most metal methods of transportation that are not cars!

This week, Dan & Nariko are getting patriotic as they explode their way through the most metal recurrent fireworks accidents.

This week, Dan & Nariko find their favorite fight scenes with unarmed fight scenes throughout movie history (spoiler alert: It’s violent).

This week, Dan & Nariko don’t jump in front of trains, dive into famous caves or taunt animals on safari but they are are making fun of people who have because we’re digging into the most metal stupid tourist deaths.

This week, Dan & Nariko get stabby as they jump into the needle pit for the most metal sharp object.

This week, Dan & Nariko keep the aquatic theme going with hooks in their faces while they dive deep into the most metal fishing incidents.