Spiderman is worth $100 million dollars, and I don’t mean the movie. Some dogs are eating better than we are, and the term, “google it” is so yesterday; it’s been replaced by hip words by hip people. Are you and your spouse in the middle of a food divorce, and did you know you can place a bet on the Little League World Series? A woman who died, and then came back to life only to discover she had a traffic ticket. I give you potato fun facts that I’m willing to bet you didn’t know, and are you a phone zombie? A major league baseball player has made history, and what is your favorite American accent? Today, I give you the top three choices. It’s like Christmas without Santa, so come see what’s in my big sack!

Some women are washing their panties in their hotel room coffee makers; and so why is that? The bomb squad was rushed in and morning drive traffic stopped, only to discover it was a sex toy. The latest wacky food you can find at your local carnival fair, and some restaurants are banning smart glasses; you may find it interesting as to why. Two Russian women ran across the tarmac to catch their plane; guess where they are. What does it mean if you have a sweet tooth, and a very fun list of facts about left handed people. I give you the feel-good story of the month, plus a 36-year-old Wisconsin women was arrested because she stole a fire truck while completely naked. Lynda joins today as we celebrate our 44th Wedding Anniversary. Naked Russians and lefty fun facts; how can you not?

Our deep dive today is can you swallow a watermelon seed without growing a giant watermelon in your stomach? What some people will do to get out of doing their work, plus what are the most hated foods in America? If you’re flying and sitting in the window seat, do you control the shade? Where do you set your thermostat while you sleep, and did you know 97% of us regret at least one city they took a vacation in? What’s yours? Weight loss drugs are destroying marriages, and a Florida restaurant is now offering a nude dinning experience. Would you go? We tackle the hard shit today, so press play, unless you’re a pussy.

A drunk guy stole another guy’s dog, but he said he was sorry, and be careful of the latest scam. A 96 year-old grandmother is in trouble with her nursing home because she parties too hard, and should you throw a lavish first birthday party for your one-year-old child? Another record has been broken over the amount paid for an Othani baseball card, and which NFL team is favored to win this year’s Super Bowl? The biggest, tallest, fastest roller coaster is about to debut, and I never would have believed a book club could cause such a scene. We’re going to get into the latest robot action, and we wrap things up with a woman who was super drunk and driving her riding lawn mower in a busy parking lot. Add that to the list of shit you shouldn’t do.

Have you ever seen a bear in a car who knows how to blow the horn? Didn’t think so, and the new trend in weddings is to skip the big expensive ordeal. It seems people are choosing pets over kids, and boomers are opting out of downsizing, and instead buying bigger homes later in life. Are movie theaters back in fashion, and the number of American citizens who shoplift is growing. Stick shift cars are on the way out, plus were now finding out why mimes are scary. How would you like a raccoon for a pet? Robo taxis are out performing human drivers, plus are your sleep habits weird? I give you the top 8 cheeses, plus what businesses are fading out, and we close it out with a woman on a cruise ship was using her dinner fork to scratch her feet, then continued to eat her meal with the same fork. What’s weird about that? Join in and see.

Take a guess how much an Ohtani baseball card sold for, along with Luke Skywalker’s original lightsaber. What’s the craziest thing you saw someone do on an airplane, plus doctors say cosmetic procedures are as addictive as gambling. The older generation views going broke as worse than dying. Grieving pet owners are turning to AI, and the question that can’t be answered, should you reunite with your ex? All will be revealed; this way please.

More and more people are moving back in with their parents, plus I give you the latest most popular dog breeds, and it seems people prefer negotiating with women. I give you the power of a compliment, and a live bear broke into an occupied hotel room. What are the most stressed cities in America, and who serves the best fast food French fries. Listening won’t kill you!

A two-thousand-pound sea otter caused a ruckus in Tasmania, and what unhealthy habit did you quit? The success of your relationship depends on how you both smell, and nearly half of married couples hide money from each other. If you drop something in the toilet, don’t try to retrieve it. A man is suing draft kings because he lost everything, plus July means ice cream, and there is a brand-new flavor. Apparently, even good lies are bad, plus a woman found a new place to store her wine, which appears to be the latest thing. You probably have nothing better to do, so join us.

You won’t believe the stuff people found in a friend’s car, and 44% of Americans don’t have a romantic partner, nor do they plan to get one. I give you the top 5 best hamburgers in America, plus a man recently discovered his fiancé has serious tax troubles, and the wedding is just around the corner. The cops pulled over a woman who claims she doesn’t have to follow the law because she is a sovereign citizen. When you have a serious water problem, do what the metro station did; call in the beavers. And finally, you can now buy an AI toilet that comes to you, but it’s going to cost you. How can you not?

Today I give you a mother who overstepped her boundaries, and boy did she, plus a 37-year-old woman who posed as a 12-year-old for years, and if you want to make more money at your new job, stay silent during your interview. Louisiana gives us a story that has a gator in it; plus are grandparents being misused as a free babysitting service? Nasa is making clean drinking water out of human doo doo, and if you take Ozempic, watch out for your ears. How do you tell your spouse that they are fat, and how do you tell a friend they stink? It’s all here, and it’s free.