You won’t believe the stuff people found in a friend’s car, and 44% of Americans don’t have a romantic partner, nor do they plan to get one. I give you the top 5 best hamburgers in America, plus a man recently discovered his fiancé has serious tax troubles, and the wedding is just around the corner. The cops pulled over a woman who claims she doesn’t have to follow the law because she is a sovereign citizen. When you have a serious water problem, do what the metro station did; call in the beavers. And finally, you can now buy an AI toilet that comes to you, but it’s going to cost you. How can you not?

Today I give you a mother who overstepped her boundaries, and boy did she, plus a 37-year-old woman who posed as a 12-year-old for years, and if you want to make more money at your new job, stay silent during your interview. Louisiana gives us a story that has a gator in it; plus are grandparents being misused as a free babysitting service? Nasa is making clean drinking water out of human doo doo, and if you take Ozempic, watch out for your ears. How do you tell your spouse that they are fat, and how do you tell a friend they stink? It’s all here, and it’s free.

Details of cigar shop speaking event, plus what’s the most unusual thing you’ve witnessed someone do on an airplane, and what is the #1 thing that flight attendants wish people would stop doing? A Florida man shows his neighbors too much of himself, and when did you realize that you are too old to party? Who is the cheapest person you know, and what makes them cheap, plus what are the strangest things that Uber riders have left behind. A woman found that the best place to dance is in the middle of the road after cops have pulled her over. I have the top 10 cheeses, and I’m not kidding, plus I give you another scam to avert when you are filling up with gas. My favorite story is of man who won over 5 million in the lottery and his parents demanded half of it. The party is just beginning, and you’re not too old to join in!

A grocery shopper bought a bag of lettuce and found a live frog in the bag; also, did you choose the right person to marry? A lot of us didn’t. Social media is as harmful as smoking plus, 90% of us are right handed, and science says they know why. A Chicago man stole a police car while the cops watched, and some athletes say no to Gatorade and yes to pickle juice. A man is suing Carnival cruise lines because he says the deck was too hot, plus, what’s the creepiest thing a woman ever said to you? And a dog accidentally fired a shot gun and hit a woman in the arm. Pretty good aim if you ask me. We’ve got a seat for you!

A Michigan woman shop lifted a bottle of wine, and take a guess where she hid it. Self-driving Waymo cars have been showing up in one particular neighborhood, and residents are pissed, plus, have you heard of Ozempic personality? It’s a real thing. You won’t believe what a food delivery guy did, and I think it’s illegal, and apparently, moms are sick and tired and they want a food divorce. A semi-trailer truck was hauling 25 million bees; do I need to say more? And this may sound strange, but pot can help you lose weight. When is it considered rude to have your wedding, and what’s something most people find attractive, but you don’t?! Listen in to find out.

A mom’s teenage son has refused to shower, and the stench is tough to be around. What is a tell-tale sign a marriage isn’t going to make it, and have you ever heard of a cosmetic cauliflower ear? Guys are getting surgery to have that look. A man faked being blind for years and received VA benefits; guess where he is. Plus power walking washes your brain. Is Chipotle skimping on your order, plus a McDonalds employee was caught putting fries in her mouth, then putting them back in the serving box; and surprisingly, she no longer works there. Welcome in!

What would you do if a $1200 drone landed in your backyard? Clearly, you would set it on fire. I give you the latest on the hantavirus, and did you know chimps can predict the weather? Two pilots have been grounded because they were drawing penises in the sky. Real estate prices are coming down, and a man is in jail because he tried to claim ownership of a boat in honor of Donald Trump. It appears you can’t smoke pot in your home anymore if you live next to this woman, and you won’t believe what they found in the throat of a Chinese dude.

A cop car raced a civilian while on duty, and he’s in trouble? We celebrate our moms today, and what’s the weirdest thing you witnessed someone eat? A cat got stuck in a recliner chair because he didn’t want to go to the vet, plus another idiot stole a fire truck, so guess where he is. A teenager was caught licking straws and putting them back in the straw dispenser because he thought it was funny for his social media; he’s facing jail time. And a dude went all in to collect his deceased sister’s inheritance, and what he did is insane. Join in!

Who wants to buy the Scarface mansion? It’s available. Did you hear the one about the gator who checks in at the bank? Plus, ghosting shitty friends is all the rage. Las Vegas is saying goodbye to an old friend, and I give you the ultimate way to spoil your dog. I pose the question, what is your most irrational fear, and beware of pump switching, which is a real thing. I give you the case of the curious cabinets, and then I wrap it up with the top five worst songs by actors.

Want to sleep better? Put your phone away; way away. Did you hear? Coachella was making people sick with $25 dollar slices of pizza, and driving a Toyota Supra does not give you permission to go 123 mph. A woman was accidentally paid $20,000 by mistake, and she tried to keep it. Wanna start your day off right? Take a walk first thing in the morning, plus a woman trashed a Subway restaurant because they didn’t put peppers on her sandwich. How did you accidentally discover your spouse was cheating on you? And guess where people at Coachella chose to do the nasty. A woman couldn’t get in touch with her grandmother so she called the police, and you’ll never guess what the grandmother was doing. How many times should you use your towel before grabbing a fresh one? And a giant chunk of ice came crashing through a family’s roof. What would you do? All will be revealed, so jump in!