A drunk guy stole another guy’s dog, but he said he was sorry, and be careful of the latest scam. A 96 year-old grandmother is in trouble with her nursing home because she parties too hard, and should you throw a lavish first birthday party for your one-year-old child? Another record has been broken over the amount paid for an Othani baseball card, and which NFL team is favored to win this year’s Super Bowl? The biggest, tallest, fastest roller coaster is about to debut, and I never would have believed a book club could cause such a scene. We’re going to get into the latest robot action, and we wrap things up with a woman who was super drunk and driving her riding lawn mower in a busy parking lot. Add that to the list of shit you shouldn’t do.

Have you ever seen a bear in a car who knows how to blow the horn? Didn’t think so, and the new trend in weddings is to skip the big expensive ordeal. It seems people are choosing pets over kids, and boomers are opting out of downsizing, and instead buying bigger homes later in life. Are movie theaters back in fashion, and the number of American citizens who shoplift is growing. Stick shift cars are on the way out, plus were now finding out why mimes are scary. How would you like a raccoon for a pet? Robo taxis are out performing human drivers, plus are your sleep habits weird? I give you the top 8 cheeses, plus what businesses are fading out, and we close it out with a woman on a cruise ship was using her dinner fork to scratch her feet, then continued to eat her meal with the same fork. What’s weird about that? Join in and see.

Take a guess how much an Ohtani baseball card sold for, along with Luke Skywalker’s original lightsaber. What’s the craziest thing you saw someone do on an airplane, plus doctors say cosmetic procedures are as addictive as gambling. The older generation views going broke as worse than dying. Grieving pet owners are turning to AI, and the question that can’t be answered, should you reunite with your ex? All will be revealed; this way please.

More and more people are moving back in with their parents, plus I give you the latest most popular dog breeds, and it seems people prefer negotiating with women. I give you the power of a compliment, and a live bear broke into an occupied hotel room. What are the most stressed cities in America, and who serves the best fast food French fries. Listening won’t kill you!

A two-thousand-pound sea otter caused a ruckus in Tasmania, and what unhealthy habit did you quit? The success of your relationship depends on how you both smell, and nearly half of married couples hide money from each other. If you drop something in the toilet, don’t try to retrieve it. A man is suing draft kings because he lost everything, plus July means ice cream, and there is a brand-new flavor. Apparently, even good lies are bad, plus a woman found a new place to store her wine, which appears to be the latest thing. You probably have nothing better to do, so join us.

You won’t believe the stuff people found in a friend’s car, and 44% of Americans don’t have a romantic partner, nor do they plan to get one. I give you the top 5 best hamburgers in America, plus a man recently discovered his fiancé has serious tax troubles, and the wedding is just around the corner. The cops pulled over a woman who claims she doesn’t have to follow the law because she is a sovereign citizen. When you have a serious water problem, do what the metro station did; call in the beavers. And finally, you can now buy an AI toilet that comes to you, but it’s going to cost you. How can you not?

Today I give you a mother who overstepped her boundaries, and boy did she, plus a 37-year-old woman who posed as a 12-year-old for years, and if you want to make more money at your new job, stay silent during your interview. Louisiana gives us a story that has a gator in it; plus are grandparents being misused as a free babysitting service? Nasa is making clean drinking water out of human doo doo, and if you take Ozempic, watch out for your ears. How do you tell your spouse that they are fat, and how do you tell a friend they stink? It’s all here, and it’s free.

Details of cigar shop speaking event, plus what’s the most unusual thing you’ve witnessed someone do on an airplane, and what is the #1 thing that flight attendants wish people would stop doing? A Florida man shows his neighbors too much of himself, and when did you realize that you are too old to party? Who is the cheapest person you know, and what makes them cheap, plus what are the strangest things that Uber riders have left behind. A woman found that the best place to dance is in the middle of the road after cops have pulled her over. I have the top 10 cheeses, and I’m not kidding, plus I give you another scam to avert when you are filling up with gas. My favorite story is of man who won over 5 million in the lottery and his parents demanded half of it. The party is just beginning, and you’re not too old to join in!

A grocery shopper bought a bag of lettuce and found a live frog in the bag; also, did you choose the right person to marry? A lot of us didn’t. Social media is as harmful as smoking plus, 90% of us are right handed, and science says they know why. A Chicago man stole a police car while the cops watched, and some athletes say no to Gatorade and yes to pickle juice. A man is suing Carnival cruise lines because he says the deck was too hot, plus, what’s the creepiest thing a woman ever said to you? And a dog accidentally fired a shot gun and hit a woman in the arm. Pretty good aim if you ask me. We’ve got a seat for you!

A Michigan woman shop lifted a bottle of wine, and take a guess where she hid it. Self-driving Waymo cars have been showing up in one particular neighborhood, and residents are pissed, plus, have you heard of Ozempic personality? It’s a real thing. You won’t believe what a food delivery guy did, and I think it’s illegal, and apparently, moms are sick and tired and they want a food divorce. A semi-trailer truck was hauling 25 million bees; do I need to say more? And this may sound strange, but pot can help you lose weight. When is it considered rude to have your wedding, and what’s something most people find attractive, but you don’t?! Listen in to find out.