
Will Warrington win at Old Trafford and finally bring the podcast to an end? There’s every chance this really could be the last-ever broadcast. So download Sam dissecting that win at Leeds, Dennis snuffing out the past and Rob squeezing in one Skyrack anecdote too many. It’s been eight years, 194 episodes. Could this really be goodbye? Enjoy
Sep 28
1 hr 22 min

Warrington’s brilliant performance puts them one game away from Old Trafford, so with the podcast in Oktoberfest high spirits, Sam bags himself another Simon, Dennis whistles to the tune of the referees and Rob’s plant-based buffet on an atoll leads to him questioning why Leon Hayes is only 19 centimetres higher than a buffering BBC presenter’s grassy knoll.www.patreon.com/whatbevan
Sep 21
1 hr 35 min

With Wire looking destined to finish third, the podcast questions is their final league fixture a game Tou-lose? Dennis is well and truly pissed after a 12-hour vineyard bike ride, Sam’s goes in search of leadership and Rob senses he's on the verge of being divorced by his fourth wife. Plus, Daniel returns with his goodbyes and the sitcom has a dishy day out. Enjoy.Please subscribe and become a patron at www.patreon.com/whatbevan
Sep 9
1 hr 12 min

Three wins in nine days, although, more importantly, has Sam Sankey bought his villa in France? The podcast returns in a positive mood — but will it be tarnished by talk of ADHD, sex workers, Rolf Harris and a tackle-gagging enlargement? Plus, we head to Edinburgh for the Fringe, in search of a hairy sporran. Enjoy.Help support the podcast at www.patreon.com/whatbevan
Aug 26
1 hr 18 min

Yes, following two 40-plus wins against two shit teams, the podcast returns. So, has Dennis turned into Dustin Hoffman? Why does Rob have a blistered ball sack? And can Sam backwash his septic tank? Strap in for 90 minutes of utter bollocks as the podders conclude that yet another season will come down to just three games. Plus, the sitcom embraces Pride Week and there’s London’s all-time Wire XIII. Enjoy. www.patreon.com/whatbevan
Aug 13
1 hr 30 min

Warrington click for 51 minutes, but Sam’s statistics confirm what many feared: that’s it for the season. Dennis feeds Karl Fitzpatrick’s end of season statements into the What WouldBevan translation generator, while Rob continues his quest to raise his core strength above mashed potato. Plus, Daniel is back with his number one in Wire's Top 30 Summer Rugby Countdown and George walks the boards at The Globe. Enjoy. www.patreon.com/whatbevan
Jul 29
1 hr 37 min

Following, you know, the loss to Wigan, the podcast, you know, thinks it knows all the answers. Rob, you know, turns recruitment guru and decides he could probably do, you know, a better job himself. Sam compares, you know, the new NRL TV deal, you know, with Super League and somehow, you know, manages to relate it to his own, you know, cash flow. Dennis calls, you know, everyone’s bluff by taking, you know, a fresh look, you know, at how to, you know, improve the IMG points system. Plus, you know, Daniel, you know, returns with his Number Two, and the pod, you know, goes X-rated courtesy of, you know, a sticky League Express. So jump in the saddle, you know, as the sitcom pedals its way, you know, to the top of Hill Cliff on its virgin ride.Enjoy. You know.You know, you could become a patron you know. Click, you know, on the link, and, you know, join. www.patreon.com/whatbevan you know.
Jul 15
1 hr 17 min

After Warrington fail with their tricks at Magic Weekend, the podcasters’ focus starts to wander. However, Sam still manages to find some positives in his shitistics following a pep talk at Altrincham Market, Dennis goes in search of a new theme tune for Wire and Rob questions why the Dodgems have gone woke. Plus, Daniel returns with his number three, before the sitcom heads to the circus. Enjoy.www.patreon.com/whatbevan
Jul 8
1 hr 28 min

As Warrington suffer humiliation in their defeat to Leeds, Rob flies off the handle. Was he right, or was it just because he forgot to have his massive morning shit before recording? Sam desperately tries to find a positive but comes up empty, though he does deliver real-time analysis of the game. Meanwhile, Dennis investigates crop circles, wondering if the gap in Burgess’ media training is just a pattern in the wheat. Daniel reveals his number four iall-time 30 Super League Wire player and to mellow us all out, we go rowing down the river. Enjoy!
Jun 23
59 min

Following Warrington’s impressive victory away at St Helens, the podcast returns in buoyant mood. Sam delves into the numbers behind Warrington’s homegrown talent, while Dennis battles both his glasses and an increasingly questionable Robin Day impression. Meanwhile, Rob investigates the curious world of knighthoods and uncovers some surprising statistics behind those who have knelt before the sword. Plus, Daniel delivers number Five and the sitcom catches World Cup fever. Enjoy.www.patreon.com/whatbevan
Jun 17
1 hr 11 min
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