The pandemic does weird things to us. And to reading comprehension. And to the basic ability to make sound judgements.

Listen. Life is weird. Being a woman is even weirder. Getting black eyes is complicated. But not as complicated as building IKEA furniture by yourself. And yet somehow I remain mostly unscathed and still married.

Who are we kidding. The holidays make everybody crazy. We drink. We complain. We wonder how much those giant bows on top of those new cars cost...

I’m better at writing than talking, but most people are better at listening than reading. So here we are. If you don’t like swearing or sarcasm, this podcast is not for you.

If Clement Clarke Moore had to entertain himself and his children during COVID, this holiday classic would sound a lot different.