Reunited and if feels so...fine? Everyone is okay! The world is great and we set our eyes on futurity and the (false?) promise of progeny. Julia reveals her big five-year plan which is *drumroll* to live! Matt, on the record, calls children a financial burden. We're coming in to 2021 hotter than ever and ready to be cancelled when we finally blow up!

Keeping you on your toes by recording on our "normal" day (sorry, McKenna)! This episode is heavy on the truth, but we don't neglect to hit you with some facts. If COVID doesn't wipe out the population by the time Matt is done "traveling," we'll see you then!

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Without further ado, the big announcement everyone has been waiting for: WDWK finally endorses the Biden/Harris 2020 ticket! Julia's train of thought slowly tips off the rails as we pose unanswerable questions including, but not limited to, "how does change happen?" In the meantime, all we can do is beg for the JD Power Awards to be televised. PS: DO THE READING!

After a false start, we jump straight into the nonsense with lines like "THE POPE CAR RIDES IN A POPE CAR." Join our campaign to have the JD Power & Associates Awards televised! And no one steal our idea for a pop up microbrewery in a cemetery!!

Listen as Matt loudly fiddles with his mic stand to create a soft ASMR backdrop for this angst-ridden episode. From Julia's spot-on Elizabeth Warren impression to our inability to have even the slightest idea of what "Emily in Paris" is about, this week we cover it all! Hey, McKenna: Join our Discord !!

Matt hits the ground running by prompting Julia into a spiraling tangent within the first thirty seconds of this pod. We somehow get from cereal to corn by way of corrective lenses and old timey lesbian aesthetics. Ride this roller coaster all the way to the end to hear our takes on ethical drug use and the white washing of many culturally significant psychoactive substances!

In case you forgot Julia was gay, she reminds you on more than several occasions this week! After emerging from our respective chrysalises, our one braincell attempts to solve the problem of the American sex ed system (as well as the entire judiciary branch, as a coda). Keep your ears peeled for the ghost !! <3 <3 <3

Julia and Matt once again gaze (gays?) into their enchanted podcast mirror to marvel at their shared brain cell. Fresh off of hate-watching "The Social Dilemma" this dynamic duo has a lot to say about argumentation and the use of narrative filmmaking in the documentary format. More importantly, is that the guy from "Booksmart"? He's really fallen off.

Did someone say discourse?! Matt and Julia flex their liberal arts muscles in a feat of interdisciplinary body building. If you've wanted to hear us move from politics to politics of binge drinking to binging on media, then this is the episode for you! Worth the wait!