This episode takes on a slightly different flavour as CP makes his solo debut, please sit down and relax whilst I talk about the Rum Diaries, escapism, envy, and most importantly, Amber Heard...

Happy hangover day everyone. ST flies solo in this short bonus ep to rant about dating in 2020, why men are trash and the weirdest question she's ever been asked in the shower. Please note that while she's on strangely good form for 10am, this was...

Welcome back to episode who-fucking-knows of WNF. This week we welcome FRANK, ST's new kitten who coincidentally is our new intern. We chat all things kitten-related before discussing ST and CP's wild weekend away, ST's sojourn in Scandinavia and our...

Greetings amigos, welcome to WNF. This week, ST documents her recovery from a glandular fever-adjacent plague (it's not COVID, for the last fucking time) and just as she starts to get her mojo back, CP begins to succumb to the same ailment. Thus, we...

Hey folks, we're absolutely delighted to be filling your little ears with episode 6 of WNF (my, how time flies when you're having fun and getting zero action.) This week we go back to our roots and have a good old chinwag just the two of us. We discuss...

Welcome back to We're Not Fucking, The Portugal Edition. This week we kick back with some chilled rose on a balmy summer evening and chat about all things dating apps and hinge-related horrors. CP shares a chilling account of a date with 'underbite...

What's UP guys. This week was extremely exciting as we welcomed our first guest, MH. We get him high on mai tais, grill him about his relationship trajectory and ask him extremely personal questions. Prior to this, CP and ST have a proper catch up about...

This week we go on a bit of a hungover tangent and chat about our drunken weekend, morning horniness, CP's newfound passion for baths, having sex with other people, porn, jealousy, and foreplay. If this tickles your fancy, you can find more of us at...

Welcome to episode 1 of our not fucking journey. This week we chat about our relationship trajectory and why we broke up. We drink mai tais, share some emotions and have a generally excellent time. Cocktail recipe is below, but beware these are lethal...