When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house? With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good. &nbsp;<a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork" rel="payment">Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.