Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed. With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good. We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search <a href="https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2021/shows/welcome-to-patchwork-live-podcast">Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now</a>!&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork" rel="payment">Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.