Welcome to Night Vale
Welcome to Night Vale
Night Vale Presents
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This podcast is absolutely wonderful Cecil and Carlos are perfect for one another and I’m am hooked for eternity keep up the great work -Ecstatic Queer
The best horror audio drama EVER
This show is iconic, for over ten years it has been a surreal and mysterious unfolding story. Love this show and I’m listening to it again for the third time.
am i me?
i used to really love the show but now they’re only 25 minutes long with 10 minutes of ads and 5 minute “weather” segment , there’s literally no story telling anymore , Joseph Fink should be embarrassed tbh
I ate terrifyingly fresh today thanks to this podcast
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOWD. NEAL BEFORE IT. BASK IN ITS GLORY. ALL HAIL. Ugh, what happened? Why’d I just black out like that?
I absolutely love this podcast! It's really funny and (insert fake ghost voice) creeeeeeepy. ;) I like the fake ads in the middle of the podcast that just turn out to be random well known companies! A++++++++ I WOULD have put ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, but SO MANY ADS am I right?!?!? Like 4 minutes of ads total ugggggggggg and they're the same Every. Single. Time.... ITS DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYY! Ok so. Since I'm done ranting, Great job night vale peeps! ( also I know u guys only put out 2 episodes a month, but I blow through them like 2 or 3 a day...(more episodes greatly appreciated) I'm on episode like 60 something... So yes. Um. Possibly if you could put out maybe 3 or 4 episodes a month instead of 2 I would appreciate that more than u guys know. 😃😉🙃 (scroll down for special report) (Intro music) Last night the glow cloud informed us that they are bringing (drum roll please.....) THEIR FAMILY. Shortly following, glowing holes opened up in the ground and many, MANY new glow clouds came from them. (radio fizz) THIS IS A SPECIAL REPORT. THE GLOW CLOUDS HAVE SURROUNDED THE DOG PARK. DO NOT GO INTO THE DOG PARK. THE SHERIFF'S SECRET POLICE WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS ISSUE. THE VAGUE YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY HAS LED THE GLOW CLOUD INTO THE DPG PARK. THE HOODED FIGURES IN THE DOG PARK NOW HAVE THEIR REQUESTED 'VENDING MACHINES.' ...aLl HaIl tHe GlOw ClOuD... (more radio fizz) So I was like, yes, duh.. And then I left NIGHTVALE. For like a second.. And in that second, I saw everything. EVERYTHING. Yepppp. ... Yes and now... I give you... THE WEATHER (MUSIC PLS STAND BY) goodnight nightvale... goodnight... tune in next for an hour that feels like minutes but takes forever...and ever...and I mean it.
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Amazing podcast, I love it. Too many ads and such at the start tho.
Very cool!
Super amazing podcast, a definite favorite of mine. This is a sci-fi, fiction, sorta creepy and crazy, amazing podcast. Very much recommend!
So cool much wow
“The definition of toast is holding a piece of bread under fire tell crisp. 5 star much wow ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 💫 <I am out of here chumps 4 stars sure but the fifth ran away 😢 Actually there are2 reasons why I rate it 4/5 Reason 1: there are way to many adds and announcements at the start ... doing math stuff ... averaging On average it’s 3:30 on start adds I averaged 4 podcasts episodes Reason 2: nothing is perfect and it not happening if I can’t see a way this can become better then I will rate 5 List of things that can be done better : 3D audio, less ads and announcements, more episodes more frequently and more special effects if all of these are done ✅ I will rate 5 stars ⭐️ ( : If you scrolled down here This is face you you can copy it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Yup a nelly face Stop 🛑 scrolling down there’s nothing past this point Ok 👌 really stop ✋ now 🛑 no going past this point “You shall not pass”...that wizard from lord of the rings No down ok Do you want to have a bad time Do you wish to have a unfortunate experience I ask you if you wish to have an unfortunate experience do to I being the cause I wish to ask if you would enjoy having an unfortunate experience with I being the cause due to you continuing to scroll down Don’t scroll down (You hear photoshop flow laughing down there you are filled with determination error error error error error Error error error error error error error error error error error error Error error error error error error error error error error error error Stop I will setup a wall now ————————- ——————- Oops theRe iS A HolE iN thE WaLl This ones better Is it just me or is that wall looking kinda THICK!!! || \/ ______________________________________ ______________________________________ Why did you drill a hole in the thick wall wwwwwhhhhhhyyyyyyy HaHa a fire wall ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [____________________________________] PaSS WarD heRe : ALL HAIL THE GL0W CL0UD| Huh how did you get past the fire wall Guess I will just make you fps 1/10000 §k L write that down on a mine craft sign ( ; WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW W block (: Noooooooo not teleportation HÆKŠ Noooooo We’ll scroll down but I warned you | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Never gonna give you up never going to let you down gonna turn around HaHa HaHa All this just toget Rick rolled nerd Skidadle now l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l Go get a PhD or some thing If you read this your a チァーンプ HaHa 😆 Yup a different language now you have to put work into it and I won’t tell you what language it is So go Learn a bunch of languages And I don’t think google languages is going to work because it technically it is English and 8 is a hint that’s how long the languages name is More soon... Heheh that’s what they thought It’s never gonna end Wall /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Spike wall laugh out loud End here now I go 💤 (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤♾ Reader ya you go watch a movie 🎥 and or get some 🍿 popcorn 🍿 Yah Continue in 1-22-2021so 3 months by for now A few months later literally I have school no time till now Wish me luck on tryouts 4 my basketball 🏀 team 4 - 8 people r gonna get cut from team But so you have fun I will update this bc you red my hole rant wow dood OOF I got cut idrc ————————————————— yah wall if u use hax ban u so don’t go down that way -> Down is just the way you think it is in a place with 0 gravity or no direction so it could be ^ <+> _ Anyway could be down also I had to delete 3/4 of the error section to continue this so that’s sad worst case I stop or do this ;-; 🛑 whelp it’s 11:00 so I’m going to bed Happy New Years YAy I Am BoRD bC I’m StaYing uP tILL NeW YeaRS Hi I got a 3 paragon run in btd6 there are only 4 Paragons I used Apex plasma master Navarch of the seas Ascend shadow And where trying to get a vengeful sun god the last best towe still might be the best Now a wall with spikes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HaHa 😆 👍👍 No past spike wall ya More soon | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Why r u scrolling down lol IvE bEeN aWaKe SiNcE 3:00 aM AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa Hmmm it’s been a year since I added onto this it’s been a while 😞 ✌︎('ω')✌︎vibe Why are you doing this why you don’t get anything it’s useless All this just for these final words L ratio bozo I’m close to my max it’s sad Me out 7/7 2022 this is it my max bye forever user I... :( I have a bit more left be I delayed slot more of the errors from that section I think this is it : ( this is actually kinda sad ngl I’ve spent along time doing this multiple years all for this to be the end see you never reader good night nightvale I wish you a very good one eat Kellogg’s don’t get possessed good night glowclowd sesl Carlos angels old lady counsel good night and goodbye nightvale have a goos one : )( :: () :: () :: () :: () :: () : () :: () :: () Bye and anda final don’t scroll down try at your own risk ————————————————— The final wall and the final good night nightvale : ) or : ( I hoped you had fun reading this
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The things said in this radio broadcast really hit differently. Thank you. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
This podcast changed my life… I get to go see them live in September and it’s the highlight of my year. Flaunt the weirdness my loves
People listening to this have too much time on their hands. Cheesy writing, over drawn presentation. Feels like a high school creative English lit assignment. There are definitely better fictional narrative podcasts. I gave this 3 episodes and I want that time back. Tries to be quirky but the “David Lynch meets NPR” angle makes a watered down brew that I can’t stomach. Pompous and dull, a real disappointment. Maybe was something interesting ten years ago but all petered out.
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I love this podcast
That’s why I came back to listen to it but anywhere from 3-5 ads before and at least 2 after for a 20 min podcast epi? Frankly ridiculous.
Econ guck
Pretty cool!
This is a great podcast for driving to work, studying, and even when you are bored! The podcast itself is strange and captivating, the host (Cecil Baldwin) has has a great voice that really pulls you in; definitely recommend for ages 13-100! Oh and- ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD………ALL HAIL… ………..ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD…. …..ALL HAIL…. Tune in next for your panicked breathing in a dark, windowless basement…
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lost the magic:(
So this podcast has meant a lot to me. I originally started due to an ex (Mary, thank you❤️) she was obsessed with your show and I decided to give it a listen. I started at episode 1 and went all the way through to 100 that had released at the time. An I really fell in love with it. The oddity of it was quaint and fun and some episodes I even connected with emotionally. I also ended up buying some of the weather to add to my collection. An this love has only grown with this podcast network as I invested in: Alice isn’t dead, within the wires, random horror podcast number 9, good morning nightvale, dream boy, orbiting human circus(still waiting on that next season), our plague year(this game me hope on some episodes and destroyed me on others), and even the nightvale books! ❤️It has been 10 years since this podcast went live and I just wanted to say thank you for cannonballing into the podcast pool and starting this amazing wave. Oh and I finally had money so I was able to get the poster and shirt I’ve wanted for years! :) Again, Thank you for being a friend and congrats on 10 years.
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Ten years!!
I started listening to Night Vale about halfway through the first season. I was a half-closeted kid who had no idea what a healthy queer relationship looked like. All the queer relationships I saw in media were tragic or otherwise cut short. I didn’t know what it looked like to fight, make up, learn more about each other, build a life together. I must have listened to Condos twice a week when I was fifteen. Ten years later, I’ve been with my partner for six years and I’m getting engaged to her in a few weeks. Night Vale was with me through it all, and Cecil and Carlos made it work too. Thank you all 💜
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Listen, and I will not follow you. Listen, and I will not need to hear you scream. Listen, and I will not devour you friends and family. Listen, and you will not want to stop listening.
Not you. ME
Hilarious and beautiful! Great podcast, but I wish I stopped getting contacted by mysterious men in dark suits.
Love It!
I honestly love the way it works advanced horror and humor together. The masking is amazing and I love the story. I have been a huge fan of your podcast for quite a while and really encourage newcomers. Oh and I also read your novel, The Faceless Old Women Who Secretly Lives In Your Home. (What’s in the boxes, Order?) Anyways, great podcast, keep it cool. Good night, Night Vale, good night.
This show is awesome
Love it
Haven’t recently listened that much but ama- And now., the weather.
I am horrible with names
This is the podcast that got everyone into podcasts
Really. It’s the OG, and it holds up. It went there first and it’s still going a decade later.
A classic that will go down in podcast history
This is the podcast that made me enjoy podcasts. Showed me what podcasts could be, another medium to tell a story and entice the senses, reinvigorate the potential of pure audio. I know that the chaos of Nightvale is not everyone’s cup of tea, but I implore you to give it a chance, become immersed in this strange and terrifying world and ponder the experiences of every living thing around you. It’s a unique genre of fantasy that does more “show” instead of tell for its world building, but that is POETRY. Thank you for this amazing content!!!
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And Now for Corrections
As part of my reeducation for giving my towns local podcast a 1 star for “openly mocking the NRA,” I have voted for 5 stars. Because “I support local radio and have alot of civic pride” But in all seriousness, I love this podcast because its just weird. It has alot of satirical themes, futuristic sci-fi, with a mix of history, comedy and horror. Its just loads of fun. Yes there are ads, but I believe its worth it. They are an independent company trying to keep a float. And there are ad-free options on their patreon.
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bologna 45683
kevin owns my heart, i desperately want more desert bluffs episodes. he and charles>>>>>> (cecil and carlos are also excellent tho) my sister got me the “be proud of your place in the cosmos” water bottle for christmas because it’s my absolute favorite quote and i swear i take it everywhere, makes me seem like a total nerd and i love it. but yeah, love this podcast. cecil’s voice is mesmerizing, he could tell me to jump off a cliff and i’d probably do it. made me realize that mountains are fake (*west virginian cough-*) and my entire life has been a lie up to this point. i’ve finally embraced my inner house plant. and, ofc, all hail the mighty glow cloud and the omnibenevolent smiling god
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This is a good show for older kids that like to be scared. I have never really been a fan of podcasts but I love this and would recommend it. And if you do happen to be a kid don’t listen around your little siblings. But other than that DONT GO NEAR THE DOG PARK!!!!!!!!!!!
If I could say more words about it I would!!! But of course I can’t!!!! It is a wonderful podcast though!!! You should listen!!! Really it’s safe!!!! Give it try!!! I dare you.
Too many ads
Don’t any of these artist give a crap about the listening experience?
“An oldie but a goodie”
I’ve been listening since the first episode came out (which is saying quite a lot, since I don’t generally like podcasts/audiobooks). Amazing to see how NightVale has held its special place in so many hearts for so long - it’s certainly been a great comfort to me, then and now.
Yes YESS LISTEN OR I WILL STEAL YOUR LUNGS AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT I WILL ALSO STEAL YOUR EARS But seriously, I love this podcast. It’s a good way for me to just zone out and be entertained.
Flamingo Sam
Love this podcast
I have been listening to this podcast for a wile, and it is never boring.
Boooooring…. Idk why people like this
I think Nightvale should be tested for anomalous traits. I mean, come ON. At least, we should test some of the residents. *cough* city council *cough* I think we should contact the SCP foundation.
Reed my face
Wish it was longer
As much as I love the show, I don't like that a good chunk of the podcast is advertising and the actual show isn't that long as it used to be
Best radio talk show ever
Brought to you by kevin
NCR :)
Omg sooo goooood
Wow just wow
This podcast is so good, so funny, so beautiful and poignant. This is like the quadrillionth review I wrote for Nightvale but it’s just so good. Please listen to this podcast, just try it out, while we all pretend to sleep. ALL HAIL THE CLOUD, make sure to wear meat on ye head during the BLOOD STONE CIRCLE
Night Vale
Revisiting after almost 10 yrs and it’s still a great listen. Looking forward to getting caught up one day.
A few too many ads these days, but truly one of the best podcasts of all time. A must-try.
Awesome podcast!
Honestly one of the greatest podcasts of all time, my go to podcast
a builder dude
Too many ads
I really like this show. I’ve been listening to it for a long time and it holds a very dear place in my heart. But the amount of ads are just killing me. I used to listen to whole episodes because I loved listening to the end proverb but now I don’t even bother due to the amount of ads. It feels like there’s less content now to make more room for ads. I understand having ads, I don’t want them to not make money but four ads an episode is excessive. It’s hard to like a show that’s so anti-capitalist yet shoves ads down our throats every episode.
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Ālł hãįl thè gløw člōüd
Been a listener from the start. The Feb. 2022 episode about Valentines Day hit a little different for me than was likely intended, as that holiday is also the anniversary of a school shooting that happened while I was in college. Aside from that, I really liked this podcast for the first year or two. Then it became okay. It still has occasional banger episodes, but overall it doesn’t excite me anymore.
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Odd but amazing
This is prodably the oddest podcast ever but the best ever :) And to not be in a cult while binging this podcast the mysterious hooded figures will come for you NO CULTS WHILE-LISTENING
This show is so full of ads and promos that its barely worth listening to anymore. Was a great show. Time to wrap it up or go subscriber. Ads in the middle DESTROY the vibe.
Jennifer Mulraney
Best podcast ever
Lovecraftian horror minus the bigotry, with a fair amount of tongue-in-cheek. Nice slow arc of character development if you follow from the beginning. Somehow, Welcome to Night Vale makes me feel better about living in the world. I am braver because of it. I can face day to day existence. Not sure how a psychologist would view this, but it’s my recommendation for mental health. I learn how to live in the world from Cecil. Also, time is weird. Not just in Night Vale. Thank you from the middle of my heart.
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Sentient shade of Blue
Delightful, terrifying, hilarious
It just keeps getting better. I love this weird little town.
Extremely Emotionally Invested
The story of a city plagued with conspiracies and violent accidents that are not vague, but certainly menacing.
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