UK beaches overrun with British common sense, Russia needs meds, Pakistan is flying low, US government states the obvious and pointless branding changes in India

Boris loosens lockdown, the 9 month old noose, Google factchecks celebrity nudes, companies protest with their wallets

Cobain's guitar sold to probable douche, even bigger circle found at Stone Henge, Hajj numbers way down, Nascar surprises everyone, human organs to be grown in factory, Canada experiences real life Guy Ritchie film

Nascar drops the confederate flag, Bubba Wallace can't be intimidated, French Disneyland reopens and Trump has a rough one.

Today's jokes are on: Juneteenth a holiday worth celebrating, UK Government's blind leap into Covid, Ireland makes the UNSC, turns out we're not god, yet Premiership's back and less racist than ever.

Today's jokes are on: Atlanta's sulky cops, John Bolton is a garbage person, Jagmeet Singh expelled for calling someone who calls people spades a spade and Beethoven gets the Jesus dye job

Back from hiatus! Today's topics: Covid's back, China v India, UK's pointless reports, Statues and Police brutality.

Conspiracies and scams walk with fingers interlocked.

Minneapolis police murders. Internet's favourite Karen gets her comuppance.

UK senior advisor is a buttface. Let's talk about it.