Mark and Sam talk road burnout, awkward encounters with fans, and the real texts behind Sam’s new Netflix special, Incorrect. Mark shares a college party story that ended in the emergency room, and Jeremiah Watkins drops in with his Mark Normand impression and new special, Crazy Pizza. Plus, overpriced cocktails, online shopping peeves, true crime, and a surprise package from Kevin Spacey. Sponsored by: Rocket MoneyFind and cancel unwanted subscriptions:https://www.rocketmoney.com/DRUNK HimsVisit Hims for a personalized treatment plan:https://www.hims.com/DRUNK UnderdogDownload Underdog and check out Keep Your Million. Jeremiah Watkins:https://www.jeremiahwatkins.com/https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup/Watch Crazy Pizza on his YouTube channel:https://www.youtube.com/@jeremiahwatkins Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JeremiahWatkins #RocketMoney #Hims #Underdog #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jimmy O. Yang joins Mark Normand and Sam Morril to talk about his unexpected past as a strip club DJ and used car salesman, his breakout on Silicon Valley, and returning to Hong Kong for his stand-up special Finally Home. Plus, dating in New York, getting turned away at the Comedy Cellar, Vegas gambling, and why Jimmy is ready to give up on the Clippers. Jimmy O. Yang:Tour dates: https://www.jimmycomedy.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jimmyoyang/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/lowballjim Sponsored by: Make your picks with UnderdogDownload the Underdog app and play Keep Your Million. Get personalized treatment options from Himshttps://www.hims.com/drunk Get your free life insurance quote from Ethoshttps://www.ethos.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #JimmyOYang #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #SiliconValley #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith join Mark and Sam for a debate over who could survive in the woods, Nick’s “Victorian ghost” physique, and the early days of New York stand-up. Plus, Mark’s awkward Conan encounter, an arm-wrestling showdown, hair transplants, and Nick’s elite status among Chipotle customers. Sponsored by: Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first six months.https://www.quo.com/WMBD Fabletics: Get 70 to 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP, including the Ja’Marr Chase collection. Take the style quiz and select WMBD when prompted. Limited-time offer.https://www.fabletics.com/WMBD Willie’s Remedy: Get 20% off your first order with code WMBD, plus free shipping on orders over $95.https://www.drinkwillies.com Follow Matteo Lane:Tour dates: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@matteolanecomedy Follow Nick Smith:Tickets and links: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicksmith09/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NickSmith09 Check out I Never Liked You:Listen: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-never-liked-you/id1718588987Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MatteoLane #NickSmith #INeverLikedYou #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Walter Hauser joins Mark Normand and Sam Morril for a deep dive into Hollywood, stand-up comedy, and his new satirical talk show, Boy Talk. Paul shares stories from I, Tonya, Black Bird, The Naked Gun, and Resident Evil, plus his friendship with Diamond Dallas Page, his dream of playing Chris Farley, and the wildest celebrity group text imaginable. Alex crashes the party, Sam recaps his European tour, and the guys workshop new jokes, talk hair transplants, and reveal plans for their upcoming movie. Paul Walter Hauser: Boy Talk Talk Show (YouTube): https://www.youtube.com/@BoyTalk_TalkShow Boy Talk Talk Show (Apple Podcasts): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/boy-talk-talk-show/id6813106983 Sponsored by: Willie's Remedy: Get 20% off your first order with code WMBD. Free shipping on orders over $95. https://www.drinkwillies.com/ Tempo: Get 60% off your first box of fresh, chef-crafted meals. https://www.tempomeals.com/drunk Hims: Get personalized access to ED treatment, hair loss treatment, and more. https://www.hims.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #PaulWalterHauser #MarkNormand #SamMorril #BoyTalk #WilliesRemedy #TempoMeals #Hims #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey0:00 Sam returns from European tour 10:36 Comedy workshop: dating and parenthood bits 20:31 Sponsor messages 23:44 Paul Walter Hauser joins the show 35:00 Movie obsession and Letterboxd honesty 48:08 Acting roles, comedy, and career ambitions 1:01:43 Boy Talk, Resident Evil, and future projects 1:14:06 Tour dates and Bodega Whiskey plugs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are You Garbage hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan join Mark and Sam for a hilarious and unexpectedly honest episode. Mark reveals his new hair transplant, Foley opens up about relapse, recovery, and rebuilding his life, and the guys get into Shane Gillis, Billy Joel, celebrity kids, weight-loss drugs, bad plastic surgery, and the questionable choices that make someone truly garbage. H. Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/Kevin Ryan: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/Are You Garbage: https://areyougarbage.com/Are You Garbage on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AreYouGarbage Sponsored by: Prepare for a night out with ZBioticshttps://www.zbiotics.com/drunk — code DRUNK for 15% off Make your picks with UnderdogDownload the Underdog app Start your free Shopify trialhttps://www.shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #AreYouGarbage #HFoley #KevinRyan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age joins Mark and Sam for a wide-ranging conversation about surviving cancer, pushing through brutal tours, making music without repeating yourself, and what it takes to become a band nobody wants to follow. Josh also shares stories about Anthony Bourdain, George Carlin, Mel Brooks, Tom Waits, desert life, scorpion attacks, difficult audiences, crowd work, and the complaint line that brought in thousands of calls. Sponsored by: Protect your family with life insurance through Ethoshttps://www.ethos.com/DRUNKShop Avocado Green Mattress and experience the differencehttps://www.avocadogreenmattress.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/ SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JoshHomme #QueensOfTheStoneAge #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex English and Jared Freid join Mark and Sam to talk about Alex’s time at SNL, Jared’s new Netflix special, disastrous drunken comedy sets, hair transplants, GLP-1s, WikiFeet, moving to Florida, and witnessing the Malice at the Palace. Plus, Alex opens up about growing up gay in Detroit, moving to New York, coming out, and finding his voice in comedy. Sponsored by: Get 20% off your first Willie’s orderhttps://www.drinkwillies.com — code WMBD Get 60% off your first Smalls order, plus free shipping and free treats for lifehttps://www.smalls.com/drunk Get personalized treatment options from Himshttps://www.hims.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #AlexEnglish #JaredFreid #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover nightmare bus rides, overrated fast food, whiskey memories, Christopher Nolan, and the chaos of trying to get their movie made. Plus, Sam gets immortalized in a rap song, the guys trade movie recommendations, and Mark unloads a fresh batch of pet peeves about yelling from other rooms, stolen jokes, indecisive dinners, and people who keep asking, “Are you ready?” Sponsored by: Save 15% on your first ZBiotics order https://www.zbiotics.com/drunk — code DRUNK Get 50% off for life, free shipping, and three free gifts from Mars Men https://www.mengotomars.com/ Take an additional $50 off Litter-Robot bundles https://www.whisker.com/WMBD — code WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ZBiotics #MarsMen #LitterRobot #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordan Jensen and Jon Rudnitsky join Mark and Sam to talk about John’s wild rise to SNL, bombing in front of Donald Trump, surviving terrible road gigs, and turning it all into his new special, Special Boy. Jordan opens up about disastrous relationships, chasing unavailable people, women and modern dating, while the group debates The Odyssey, restaurant culture, jealous partners, meet-and-greet nightmares, and whether picking up another man’s wife during a hug crosses the line. Sponsored by: Fabletics: Get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP https://www.fabletics.com/WMBD Willie’s THC-Infused Social Tonic: Get 20% off your first order with code WMBD https://www.drinkwillies.com/ Tempo: Get 60% off your first box https://www.tempomeals.com/drunk Quo: Try Quo free and get 20% off your first six months https://www.quo.com/WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Jordan Jensen: https://punchup.live/jordanjensen Jon Rudnitsky https://www.instagram.com/jonrudnitsky?igsh=ZjVmbnNpeHA2YXp2 Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JordanJensen #JohnRudnitsky #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guest this week, just classic Mark and Sam. The guys catch up on Mark’s baby news, getting older, relationships, drinking, politics, gay bars, and the strange places their minds go when there’s nobody else in the room. They get into life on the road, questionable social etiquette, the differences between the right and left, and plenty of stories, tangents, and riffs along the way. It’s a good old-fashioned solo episode with Mark and Sam doing what they do best. Sponsored by: Take an additional $50 off Litter-Robot bundles with code WMBD https://www.whisker.com/WMBD Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with Hims https://www.hims.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #LitterRobot #Hims #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey0:00 Podcast drama and changing language 10:53 Comedy comparisons and bombing in Greece 20:02 Tampa shows, dolphins, and missing watch 31:18 Mark's college panic attack and open-mic start 35:14 Sponsor messages 37:56 Chris Fontana's Popeyes joke and comedy mentors 42:59 Weed anxiety, LeBron rumors, and internet comedy 52:30 Working on new stand-up material 1:08:46 More joke workshop: kids, money, and abortion 1:22:51 Tour dates, Bodega Cat plans, and baby news Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices