So go on,pretend you didn’t miss me. We can sit here with you acting hard in front of your mates but seriously you are kidding yourself. You want this you really want this, this is happening, Euro 2021, Maradona and his sick party bus. Two Holes off to a quality start. No that’s how I’m spelling it Two fu**ing Holes

After his epic win against the Portuguese conductor at the Bus Depot. Chelsea fans need to not get too carried..... f**k it we are back baby big time coming our way.... woooooOnly a few more hours you ready, I’m ready, why aren’t you ready what’s your problem

Look stop your crying and your moaning, it’s boring. I’m stuck indoors, I can’t leave the house because of the government told me not to, she won’t touch it anymore because I don’t see the need to clean it... hark at you, you are better than this so much better. Go have a shower, shave round it a bit and listen in to instructions about the we know sweet fa new series starting 5th February. You beginning, but I’m telling you know this is the last one or I’m leaving you

Good morning sweet sweet shlags all Seriousness this next episode is deep as hell probably the most serious thing we’ve ever done. We don’t do serious but this is serious I mean if there was a scale I want to serious this would be serious Please give us your views good and bad we know that be bad views because you guys are awful people, Na joke proper love you anyway pubs are open now so I’m going to get spannered pure Sickness everywhere like ohhhhhsbehhdhrbdbfj all over  ONE LOVE 💓

Welcome to the matrix you are here because you know that I know and he knows she may know but that leaves you with a difficult question whether it’s time to take the blue or the red. You’re choice..... so with that said it’s not that weird that the bonus content comes out before the main content. Don’t be a snitch why you telling on us you div

we are like super busy so Frankie Franz is giving you top sechs all over your face!!!!!

We hello once again I knew you couldn’t stay away bet your missus doesn’t know you’re here and why should she, so let me just open this..... ha I got you I knew your was a homo could see it in your eyes. I don’t swing that way, get out I have had enough of your ways. You are in trouble soon your sordid secret will be found out. In the mean time welcome to our bonus section for you lucky listeners a chance to here our in-depth review of the week on a football documentary /film. Each week we will dissect a feature lengther and look further into the key issues surrounding our Cinema Pongelle of the Week. There will be laughs, a few tears and maybe even be able to learn something you didn’t know. enjoy before I tell the missus you kinky malikini

Look before you start I am so sorry baby, I know I have been away for a long time but I’ve been going through a lot. I know you don’t want to forgive me but forgive me because I have changeedddddd.... so let’s get it on let’s get back to business the sweet FA cast have finally figured out how to upload after doing the social distance thang. All the top stories breaking news brought to you first. (Took use like 3 weeks to upload so all the breaking news is kinda outdated)  just listen to the kinda broken stories, the Covid 19 advice, who am I, premier league decided. Please take off that mask and the gloves and lube yourself up with some Sweet FA lovinnnnggg

Here we go another edition of The We know Sweet FA podcast. It’s the 2nd time we do this dance. A lot to talk about, Klopp the Flopp, affections for your erections, the dramas for you farmers!  Also We are celebrating our listeners especially our 6 listeners from IRAN 🇮🇷 this is for you guys. Our true listeners you and you alone is what gets us going. We wish we could meet you, half way let’s say Turkey, il pay for the mochas son.

Here we go once again the boys are back in town. The anticipated weight of season two is finally here Liam Jason baby doing what we do best messing up the facts of the world of football and talking absolutely doodeyy, you want it though can see it in your eyes, stop undressing me you perv... I’m phoning the police   season 2 come on!!!