The Astronauts share their 5G anxiety. Melissa refuses to talk the Presidential Debate and Alex becomes the perfect mix of Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg.

The Astronauts show why they could never be astronauts, cause math is hard. Melissa looks into starting a candy venture and Alex tries super hard to coin a phrase….and fails.

The Astronauts go on a marathon. Trigger warning there is a lot of political talk thanks to Alex. Melissa recounts 9/11 and oddly enough agrees with Alex Bishop’s somewhat lucid commentary.

The Astronauts turn in an episode fraught with alcohol and dog interruptions. Alex, after nine years, finally becomes the model boyfriend until Melissa unearths the truth. Oh yeah and there is talk of fetishes and pizza.

The Astronauts decide who to vote for

The Astronauts review the WAP video. Melissa and Alex just can’t let it go.

The Astronauts find out who really listens to the show. Melissa finds her reason to live in a Ren & Stimpy reboot an Alex is blown away by the WAP video.

In the series finale, the Astronauts learn about teen dating apps. Melissa lets us know who’s in her “Rona Bubble” and Alex continues his rants on children and ignorance.

The first part in the season finale, the Astronauts talk of how children truly ruin society. Melissa shame eats an Italian Hoagie and Alex promotes the practice of doing whatever the hell you want.

The Astronauts announce the winner of “Name That Panda” contest. Alex recounts his biggest life regret on the eve of his 30th Birthday and Melissa is attacked by bats. Join the Astronauts on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group.