Sorry for the hiatus, Pat had some surgery, Max finished moving, and we just hate our fans. But seriously thank you to everyone checking in on us and asking when the next episode was coming, it's finally here! We (mostly Pat) bitches about Portland and State Theatre, some fantasy football talk, serial killers, and of course, our esteemed MFK segment. Check out our spotlight, Zanky, on instagram @zankyofficial for all your EDM remixes. He is a very talented artist who takes a lot of time creating his songs, so show him so love.

Pat finally peaked and has to get surgery, sports are still wild, and "yo mother" are still in. Bit of a discrepancy with the MFK but we don't think the FBI is listening anyway. As always, big shoutout to Walk the Plank art for not wasting his potential as an artist. Book your pieces with him on IG for any upcoming birthdays, anniversaries, or parole hearings. Thanks for all the love!

Do you like making new friends? Neither do we. You can find out why this episode along with understanding how long you have to wait to make a joke about something, coming back to the real world, and, of course, another MFK. BIG SHOUTOUT to @ben_bakermusic on instagram on this episode's spotlight.

He left pasty and broke, but came back tan and broke. Max and Pat talk about Max's wild ending to his trip, while sprinkling in how much Florida sucks. And what kind of podcast would it be if we didn't talk about weed? Remember to support your local restaurants and businesses while everything begins to open back up. Peace and love!

Bit of a different episode than usual! First half, we talk about how bad we would feel for our therapists and second half we talk about fitness?!?! Bri Eagan tells us about her Zoom fitness classes she offers during the pandemic from her home and how Max and I need to get back in shape for hot boy summer. Check her out on IG @movefreewithbri - this girl really knows her stuff and wants to help others with their fitness, motivation, nutrition, and overall health!

Basketball stocks, mars landing, and lions, tigers, and bears, oh my. This episode is all over the place but always a good time! Check out Just Wingin It @justwinginitbos on instagram, best chicken wing food truck around! 

Apologies in advance for this crap quality audio! Max and I have been playing around with different settings and setups, but unfortunately not every recording is a hit! But anyways, welcome to the world of two idiots who know nothing about stocks trying to talk about Robinhood, GameStop, AMC, and more. Go check out @burnedbylex on instagram for incredible, custom, homemade candles! She's got tons of colors and scents that you can pick from. Valentine's Day is right around the corner and a custom candle is the answer! Much love, stay wasted!

WHAT'S UP YOU WASTED YOUTHS? Max and Pat talk VR, gaming, and for once, working on ourselves. Check out Essex Coast Clothing @essexcoast on IG and their website essexcoast.net

Happy Thanksgiving my friends! This is the time of the year to be giving to those less fortunate that ourselves, especially if you're a PoS the rest of the year like we are! Shoutout to Eric Marino and his Hot Sauce, find his page on instagram @hotsaucebymarino . Hope everyone and their families stay safe and healthy in these tough times. Look out for more episodes as we improve every part of our recording experience in the future!

Trying our best to stray from political talk, Max and Pat bring in a guest from Spicy Boy Jerky, Dan. Keeping the food and poop talk separate but prevalent, Dan drops a lot of knowledge about bettering himself as a small business owner. This might be one of the most wholesome episodes we have ever recorded while also keeping it dark. Stay wasted guys!