An episode recorded 3 months ago that Luke forgot to edit and post??? Don't mind if we do!   Your favourite not-quite-dead podcast is back for a little taste with LABOUR LAWYER/comedian George Colecott, and he's got some VIOLATIONS to point out!

This week, the Nightmare boys are joined by Ayoola Solarin to tackle Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Los Angeles.  But why did the manager eat some grass in front of Gordon? And what does Mark, the sweaty business partner actually do? And did Gordon accidentally turn a perfectly nice boss into a terrible monster??? Listen and find out.

This week the Ramsay boys check out Leone's— aka the restaurant whose owner has spent the last two years in a coma?!?! Joined by improviser Alex Holland, they stan the wait staff, despise the owner, and are baffled by Gordon. It's classic Kitchen Nightmares fun!

Finally— some good fucking podcast! Yes, Luke and Hamish have finally reached THAT episode— the one where Gordon likes the food. Well, some of the food.  This week they are joined by star of Dead End: Paranormal Park Kody Kavitha to discuss dead mice, tasty cakes, and whether or not the owner really adopted Gordon's advice after the cameras stopped rolling.

The Ramsay boys are back for season 2— and they're in love! But more importantly, they visited Gordon's 3 michelin star restaurant and ate fancy little fruit pastilles. But which is better, one of the most highly regarded restaurants in British history, or Street Pizza? And which did Luke prefer, true love, or a tasty little risotto???

Happy Pride, nightmare wakers! This week, Hamish and Luke are joined by superstar actor Tom Lenk to dig into the queerer side of the "early 2000s chaotic stranger fixes your life" genre of reality TV. We're talking aquarobics, flip phones and Britney Spears neckties in this special, pride episode!

It's called Humble Pie, it has a crazy cover, and it's... good?!? Gather round the fire and dust off your audible credits for our first ever Gordon Ramsay book club, where we discuss the 3-hour audiobook experience that is Gordon's autobiography.

What do you call a Pizza Hut with no pizza? Mangia Mangia! This week Luke and Hamish are joined by comedian Tara Boland to chat domestic conflict, drug abuse, and drive through spaghetti!   It's a journey!

We've missed a few episodes?!? Uh oh. In this special catch up variety show, Hamish and Luke chat about our schedules, pay a surprise visit to the Amazon listing for Gordon's Autobiography, catch up on Episode 2 of Future Food Stars PLUS Hamish reports his direct personal experience of eating in a Kitchen Nightmares USA establishment.  What more could you ask for?!?

Luke and Hamish are on a detour to Cornwall this week to check out Gordon's latest show Future Food Stars— but is the title a sweary pun? Why did Gordon enter on a helicopter? And is this the new Gordon series that they might actually watch more episodes of?!?