One man, one room, a lot of walking back and forth, and a lot of sex appeal. Cousin Vlad spews his warm, thick, gooey thoughts with an unprofessional charm that will have you at the edge of your bed, falling off as you slept throughout the entire episode.

Lots of sniffing, not from doing coke though I have a very runny nose as I ramble on and scroll through the Instagram feed and speak on the Notorious Lil Naz Ex, Animals, Popes and then Jesus himself. With a few rude interruptions throughout the show.