SPONSORS: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.comWelcome back to Vile And Horrendous. First, a massive thank you to you all, both the Netflix special and Tires Season 3 hit in the same week, and the response to both has been genuinely overwhelming. I mean that. Now let's get into it.PSA this week features a 47-year-old woman in a bikini eating dinosaur nuggets for dinner, and I mean this sincerely, she is doing it right. This is also exactly what I was talking about with Madonna. There is a difference between not wanting to grow up and embarrassing yourself trying to look 22. Case in point: Stacey Q, same age as Madonna, performing Two of Hearts with grace and elegance. That is the goal. We'll put a bow on the Madonna thing there.Then we debut a brand new segment: "Life Lesson". Things I've realized as I turned 49 that I wish somebody had told me. Why old people complain so much. Why your friends from your hometown will never visit you, ever, no matter what they say. Why nothing can keep you in a good mood and Patton Oswalt can confirm. Why everything you own is completely worthless to a thief. Why the Happy Birthday song is genuinely one of the most unsettling things that can happen to a person. And why substance abuse, contrary to popular belief, does not taper off with age. It intensifies.And we close with a What A World headline about a man in Texas who threatened the governor's office over losing access to his anime website. What a world!Vile & Horrendous Ep. 16https://www.joederosa.com/https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedyhttps://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ChaptersLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices