SPONSORS: What if you actually controlled your money? Get started with Rumble Wallet and use the code VILE5 to claim $5 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now: http://wallet.rumble.com/vileVoid where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Offer available to US residents only. Offer not available in New York State. Must be 18+. Offer is available for a limited time and for the first 1000 wallets activated and funded. Restrictions apply. Details and full official rules available at http://rumble.com/promoofficialrules.This is a paid advertisement for Rumble Wallet. Rumble is compensating me for this ad. Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. It's August 6th, which means it's my birthday — 49...God help me...and more importantly, the day my special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden officially drops on Netflix. I spend some time thanking everybody who made that happen, and then we get into the show. The PSA this week is a gift from 2004: Elton John publicly torching Madonna for lip syncing. Hard in the paint. And that leads directly into me reading through the Madonna fan comments from last week, which, congratulations have officially dethroned the weed enthusiasts as the dumbest group of people I've ever encountered online. I pull up receipts proving that yes, people absolutely do tell male rock stars to hang it up too, and I end with what I actually want from Madonna, which is Queen energy. Not drunk lady at the end of the bar energy. There's a difference. From there, More on Morons digs into something I touch on in the special: the tattle tales. People throwing their family members under the bus online for clout. Celebrity call-out posts. Bad date breakdowns. Men filming their girlfriends during final arguments. All of it is gross, all of it is poisoning us, and George Carlin predicted every single bit of it in 1999. Then Whatta World, Kash Patel suing a blogger who called him a googly eyed Kremlin bitch and a gentleman named Yunglazz Drakula who rapped about his crimes while live streaming them. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 14 https://www.joederosa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:40 - It's My Birthday, Bitch 00:05:00 - PSA: Elton Takes On Madonna 00:07:33 - Joe Vs Madonna Supporters 00:14:10 - No Country For Old Musicians 00:19:48 - More On Morons: Tattletales 00:31:24 - WHATTA WORLD: Kash Patel 00:35:32 - Santeria & Bank Fraud 00:38:29 - Plugs 00:39:32 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. We start things off with a little advice for the ladies watching. A little hint: it involves steam and your coochie. Then it's a full unboxing sesh. Three boxes, folks! First: the 1933 Alice in Wonderland starring W.C. Fields, Cary Grant, and Gary Cooper, a movie that bombed because parents thought it looked too horrifying to bring their children to. They were right. Next, the Christopher Reeve Superman 4K box set, all five films, and I spend more time than I probably should explaining why the ending of Superman 1 was supposed to be the ending of Superman 2. The third box is a gift from Patton Oswalt, the Universal Monsters and Curiosities Collection from Umbrella. Limited edition, number 481 out of 2000. Forty-one films. Five bucks a movie. Worth the price if you ask me. Then What A World starring Andrew and Tristan Tate and an arrest in Miami on rape and human trafficking charges, right before Andrew was set to co-host a bare knuckle boxing event. Their lawyer called it a "formality". And we close with a man who spent eight hours inside a porta potty tank at a World Cup event in Kansas City. The reason he went in will make your jaw drop faster than the toilet seat. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 13 Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:02:46 - PSA: Get Your Coochie Steamed00:05:06 - Unboxing Cool Shit From Amazon: Alice In Wonderland00:09:25 - Christopher Reeve Superman Boxset00:15:24 - Universal Monsters From Patton Oswalt00:24:04 - WHATTA WORLD: Tate Brothers Got Booked00:28:32 - Trapped In A Porta Potty00:33:42 - Plugs & White Wimenz Here's my other places: Tour dates: ⁠https://www.joederosa.com/calendar⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian⁠ All of the things: ⁠https://www.joederosa.com/⁠ YMH: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. Big episode today featuring longest You're Wrong we've ever done, a brand new segment, a protraction, and some deeply vile Pig Talk.We kick things off with the debut of PSA, a new segment where the internet teaches us something we actually need to know. Today's lesson: fathers, please do not buy your sons prostitutes. Interpret that however you'd like. Then a retraction that flips into a protraction. A commenter informed me, somewhat condescendingly, that egg rolls were invented in Canada. I did my research. He's wrong. New York City, 1930s. This country's greatness remains intact. From there, the big one. I couldn't figure out what to write about all week, and then it hit me: I'm completely overwhelmed. I don't know what the hell is going on anymore. News outlets using Gen Z slang, adults desperately chasing youth culture, a proposed age cap on social media, Instagram then versus Instagram now, a man convinced by ChatGPT he was on a world-saving mission, and a deeply personal story about how my mother's compliments led me directly to the John Casablancas Modeling School in a Norristown, Pennsylvania strip mall. Reality is no longer real, people. We close with two dog-themed Pig Talk stories, one involving a bucket toilet and a very unfortunate homecoming, and one I'm fairly certain is fake and refuse to finish reading. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 12 Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:01:03 - Vile Public Service Announcement00:03:01 - The Egg Roll Conundrum00:08:06 - YOU’RE WRONG00:15:39 - Social Media Age Cap00:22:46 - AI00:29:34 - PIG TALK00:37:48 - White Wimenz Here's my other places: Tour dates: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar IG: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian All of the things: https://www.joederosa.com/ YMH: https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Head to http://Factormeals.com/vile50off and use code vile50off to get 50% off. Welcome back to Vile and Horrendous, folks. We start this week off with a rare detour into sincerity. I expound upon my appreciation for videos of couples pranking each other on social media and share how it ignites a bit of yearning for a relationship like this myself. Don't get used to it.After that, it's back to business as usual. I highlight the failings on behalf of modern, nightclub DJ culture. And don't worry, I also acknowledge that I'm not the target demographic for such experiences. Which brings me to make the case that I'm as good in a nightclub as I'd be in a foxhole... (if those still exist?)Next up on the "Flight Log," we again discuss the unraveling of commercial air travel before our eyes and the disappearing act that Air Marshals have pulled off. Then, it's onto a smattering of "Pig Talk." From the gastrointestinal horrors of a convenience store that doubles as a pizzeria to a man who overheard his girlfriend of 15 years cheating by way of eavesdropping on a phone call. It's a doozy. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 11 Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:01:46 - Despite The Farters, We Persist00:03:29 - Pranking: The Sixth Love Language00:07:18 - DeRosa Detests Modern Nightclub DJ Culture00:20:04 - Where Have All The Air Marshalls Gone?00:26:40 - The Diarrhea Pizzeria00:30:18 - Not A Cuck, But A Hero00:34:31 - The Case Of The "Stolen" Scooby Doo Towel00:37:42 - White Wimenz, We Out Here's my other places: Tour dates: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar IG: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian All of the things: https://www.joederosa.com/ YMH: https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. Happy post-4th of July, folks. Through the magic of time travel, this is our big 250th anniversary spectacular, and for once we're going to spend some time actually celebrating this country rather than dragging it.We kick things off with the first ever unboxing on this show, courtesy of Amazon Prime Day. Two items arrived together in the same box that have absolutely no business being near each other. That's all I'll say.From there, We Salute You goes full patriotic as I run through six things I genuinely love about the United States of America, no irony, no bit. The country that gave the world hip hop, rock and roll, jazz, the blues, the Sopranos, Seinfeld, the Mall of America, same-day delivery of literally anything, American Chinese food, and Tex-Mex deserves its flowers. Six things. I tried for ten. Six is what I had.Then we close with two Pig Talk stories, one about rideshare drivers treating public roads like their personal parking lot, and one that I cannot in good conscience fully read on air. Happy birthday, America!. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 10 Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:01:02 - Happy 250th Birthday, America!00:02:07 - Amazon ASMR Unboxing00:05:44 - Christ's Temptations and Joe's Eccentricities00:11:10 - We Salute You: US of A's Six Finest00:12:22 - Movies & TV00:15:01 - Music00:16:23 - Shopping Malls00:18:59 - Honorable Mention: Super Markets00:19:48 - Delivery00:22:22 - (American) Chinese Food00:25:28 - (Tex) Mexican Food00:29:36 - Pig Talk: Rideshare Roadblocks00:32:03 - Anon Pig Confessions00:34:20 - Plug City, USA00:36:02 - White Wimenz Here's my other places: Tour dates: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar IG: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian All of the things: https://www.joederosa.com/ YMH: https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. The dog piss in the elevator is back, just to prove the first episode of this show wasn't a fluke. I get into the psychology of an owner who lets this happen, repeatedly, in a building where everyone owns their unit. I also revisit an old grudge against a passive-aggressive elevator sign from my New York days, and find out the car I just bought has a fire recall on it. The universe is clearly trying to tell me something.For "You're Wrong," I take on "maxxing," the trend of optimizing literally everything, from your looks to your job to, somehow, your lobster bake. I make the case for why kids should be allowed to be losers again, and why quitting is the one place I fully support going big.Then it's What A World, including an update on the Lego theft scandal a lot of you have been emailing me about, and a surprise Flight Log story about an Air Canada pilot who flew commercial planes for 16 years without the right license. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 09 Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:01:05 - The Elevator Dog Piss Returns00:06:16 - Bug Bites & Elevator Etiquette00:10:30 - Car Safety Recall00:13:35 - YOU’RE WRONG00:25:25 - Whatta World00:31:44 - Canadian Pilot Flying Without License00:38:02 - White Wimenz Here's my other places: Tour dates: ⁠⁠https://www.joederosa.com/calendar⁠⁠ IG: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian⁠⁠ All of the things: ⁠⁠https://www.joederosa.com/⁠⁠ YMH: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. First day in shorts on the show, and the first time I've ever worn what I woke up in. I'm also still trying to quit smoking, off and on, and I'm starting to think about slowing down the drinking too. We'll get to that. I also got a new car after trading in my Bronco, which apparently means all of you saying shitty stuff about me on the internet is somehow working in my favor. I show off one of the more unhinged DM requests I've gotten lately, and officially announce that I'm done trying to be diplomatic on this show. We Salute You returns to give Jack Daniels and booze in general its proper tribute, before I get into the real reason I'm considering some form of soberness and the surprisingly emotional case for why drinking has also been one of the best things in my life. Then it's time for a You're Wrong about the UFC fight at the White House and the pile-on aimed at my friend Nate Bargatze. I make my case for why taking a picture with somebody doesn't mean you're complicit in everything they've ever done. We then close with a ranch-flavored What A World headline and a Pig Talk story about the single greediest, most punchable boss you'll hear about this week. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 08 Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:05 - Piggy Got A New Car!00:04:45 - Done Being Diplomatic00:08:55 - We Salute You: Jack Daniels & Booze00:17:29 - Sobriety & Oversharing00:22:04 - You're Wrong: Nate Bargatze + UFC Freedom 25000:31:05 - Whatta World: World Cup Ranch00:33:01 - Pig Talk00:36:15 - White Wimenz Here's my other places: Tour dates: ⁠https://www.joederosa.com/calendar⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian⁠ All of the things: ⁠https://www.joederosa.com/⁠ YMH: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:  https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. I'm in a mood this week, and I can't tell you why. What I can tell you is that quitting smoking is awful and I resent the entire experience. I kick things off with a retraction: two episodes ago I declared Hollywood dead and movie theaters were nothing but a con job. Then I went and saw Masters of the Universe and had a genuinely good time. Hat's off where it's due. But, I also have a protraction, see the movie cost $200 million and has made $60 million. Meanwhile Obsession had a $750,000 budget and made $229 million. Hollywood, do the math and learn the right lesson! From there we debut a brand new segment called We Salute You, where for once I'm building something up instead of tearing it down. Today's subject: evil. All the best music, movies, food, and sports moments come from evil, and I will die on that hill. Eazy-E, Gordon Ramsay, Ray Kroc, and the Eagles Super Bowl comeback all make the case. Flight Log returns with three headlines that together tell one very depressing story about where air travel is headed. Spoiler: The fix is already in and we might already be fucked.Then we move on to some headlines, a university president in Taiwan who told his graduates to end themselves if they couldn't cut it, a woman who banned herself from casinos for life and then won a jackpot, and a TV star being haunted online by a high school photo that I'm calling a nothing burger. And we close with a Pig Talk story from a guy named Moose, who spent the early years of his marriage doing things at bars that I cannot defend. His closing thought on the matter will make your jaw drop. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 07 Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:02:49 - Retractions00:06:48 - DeView: Masters Of The Universe00:08:27 - Protraction00:12:10 - A Word From Our First Sponsor00:14:32 - We Salute You: Evil00:28:08 - Flight Log00:33:32 - Whatta World: Cool Graduation Speech00:37:38 - Gambling Addict Wins Jackpot00:42:44 - Hudson Williams00:49:05 - Pig Talk: Vile Or Villain00:52:48 - Wrap It Up Here's my other places: Tour dates: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar IG: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian All of the things: https://www.joederosa.com/ YMH: https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous! Big news this episode...we finally settle on a name for the crew in the other booth. We went through the submissions you supplied us with and a winner is declared...well, sort of. From there, I get into lime scooters, which have officially crossed the line from annoyance to public safety hazard. A drunk British woman in Australia hopped on one and killed a man. The judge's closing statement to her is possibly the greatest sentence I've ever heard in my life. I'll let you hear it for yourself. Then I finally make good on a promise from a couple episodes back and declare war on progressive parenting. We then close out with 3 Pig Talk stories from viewers like you: a 1000mg edible at Applebee's goes wrong, a bathroom standoff that's more complicated than it sounds, and an anonymous listener whose revenge on a shitty manager is so disgusting I can't in good conscience describe it here. You've been warned. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 06 Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:54 - New Name For The Producers?00:16:05 - More On Morons: Lime Scooters00:28:42 - You're Wrong: Kids Are Running Wild00:41:04 - Pig Talk00:52:38 - Wrap Up Here's my other places: Tour dates: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar IG: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian All of the things: https://www.joederosa.com/ YMH: https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous, it's the first time we've recorded before noon, and I have to say the energy is different. Whether that's good or bad, you can decide. This episode has a spine running straight through it, and that spine is: everybody is ripping you off and lying to your face about it. It starts with me seeing "The Mandalorian and Grogu" on opening day like a complete idiot, which launches us right into why I have done a complete 180 on AI destroying Hollywood. I know. I'll explain. From there, I tear into the full movie theater experience and I mean all of it. The concession prices, the commercials before the movie, the people who talk through the whole thing. I also have photographic evidence that steak and lobster at Sizzler is cheaper than movie theater popcorn and a soda. Not a bit. A fact. I also go after the airlines credit card pimping at 30,000 feet, TSA Precheck, and the slow death of any dignity left in air travel. It all ties together, trust me. And finally, some headlines, including an update on Igor the seal-rock guy, who now has an explanation for himself. It doesn't help him. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 05 https://www.joederosa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:18 - Star Wars, The Mandolorian, & Grogu 00:05:46 - You’re Wrong: The AI Problem 00:17:23 - More On Morons: The Miserable Movie Theater Experience 00:32:00 - Flight Log: First Class Is BS 00:39:20 - Whatta World: Obsession Director Gets A Bag 00:44:27 - Tourist VS Seal Update 00:47:24 - Robert Fripp's Shaved Balls 00:51:58 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices