
Yes. We are talking about the playoffs. Bernzone and Chew hop on the pod to eulogize the teams that left us in Round 1, add to the list of key players no longer in the playoffs, and preview Round 2. They also give an update on their Best Ball and High Stakes teams that are still alive. Prayers up for the sqauds.
Dec 22, 2023
1 hr 11 min

Bernzone & Chew are back to chop it up in the last pod of the regular season. They discuss THE TRADE, a Miami Home Game in DC, Phil's 22 Rule Proposals, The Battles in the playoff race (who gets the 2 Seed? And of the teams in 5th-8th, who snags the last two playoff spots?) and then Phil gifts the league with his list of players to stash in the playoffs before the pod is wrapped up with a nice bow of technical difficulties. Enjoy!
Dec 8, 2023
1 hr 18 min

Bernzone & Chew are back with a new episode in which Chew teaches a class on the Dark Arts by explaining exactly "How to Curse", The Pheople's Court rules on whether or not Austin is a cry baby, we discuss the recent trade in the league, and then we go team by team as we talk through lost seasons, bad luck, bad moves, and the state of the playoff race.
Nov 30, 2023
1 hr 37 min

Bernzone & Chew recap the recent trades in the league and the matchups from Week 10 while warning the good people of the league against the mirage that is Chris Olave. Then the take a look at the playoff race and discuss whether or not Jahmyracle is going to happen in the league.
Nov 17, 2023
45 min

Bernzone, Khadra, and Chew recap Week 8 and talk about the two strongest teams in the league: Hurts Hocker and...GasMan? Can #Timetobillieve afford to wait for CMC to return from the bye week? Should StrokaDaJimmy trade Kyler for...QB help? Should Hurts Hocker start trading for players he can wait on now (Kyren Williams)? Too soon ? All these questions are answered in the first hour, then The Gang kicks off "Trade Club". If you like listening to wheeling and dealing then the last 25 minutes of the pod is for you.
Nov 3, 2023
1 hr 23 min

Bernzone and Chew recap a monster trade (fleecing) between Purdy & Need2Hide, denounce the demon that is Arthur Smith, and deal out kudos and "come on mans!" to all those that deserved them in Week 7. They wrap it up with a fair, measured, and empathetic diagnosis of StrokaDaJimmy's team and rest of season outlook from 12th place, while offering an Oscar Winning Pep Talk and a Save Your Season Strategy that would bring Jonah Hill back for MoneyBall 2.
Oct 26, 2023
1 hr 22 min

Bernzone is joined by The Hurts Hocker for 86 minutes on that football team we all barely care about. Welcome to the inaugural episode of THE OFFICIAL WASHINGTON COMMANDERS PODCAST.
Of course we are kidding. Can't believe I wasted time even typing that. Chew is out this week (you're welcome) so Amir joined the pod to talk shop with Phil about all of the recent happenings in Week 6, talk trade in a new segment called "Trade Block Party" and let Amir humble brag his way to his hopeful and inevitable demise.
Oct 20, 2023
1 hr 26 min

Phil, Austin, & Chew recap Week 5 and provide that hard hitting fantasy analysis you love to barely pay attention to while you're stuck in traffic. This week we discuss the recent trades in VaV, Austin takes a victory lap, we call out the fantasy MVP so far, and tell you whose season is OVER and who still has hope.
But wait there's more! Two additional segments with time stamps:
1:07 - New League Rule/Format Idea - “The Coach’s Edge”
1:16 - Anchor League Talk: Is the league broken? If so, how do we fix it?
Oct 11, 2023
1 hr 38 min

Bernzone & Chew recap Week 4, brainstorm new team names for Jeremy's Sad Team (another solid option btw), and provide free trade advice for every team.
Oct 4, 2023
1 hr 34 min

Bernzone & Chew are joined by Serenity Bijan aka Austin to recrap Week 3 in Victory as Vice and how Hurts Hocker's AARP All Stars have launched him to the front of the standings.
At the end of the episode the gang also discusses Anchor league and the arrival of The Death Star.
Sep 29, 2023
1 hr 24 min
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