Ever wondered what it’d be like to listen to two teenagers give advice while simultaneously their own lives are spiraling out of control? Enjoy a “will they, won’t they” dynamic as they discuss internet dating horror stories, ASMR mini-games, and of course iCarly.

<p>Is he cheating or is he just looking at guy haircuts? This week, Alex and Vic decide to actually edit the podcast they've been waiting to post. Listen as they debate whether ice belongs in drinks, sucking on father penises, and how Alex has a speech impediment.&nbsp;</p>

Is he cheating or is he just looking at guy haircuts? This week, Alex and Vic decide to actually edit the podcast they've been waiting to post. Listen as they debate whether ice belongs in drinks, sucking on father penises, and how Alex has a speech impediment.&nbsp;

Orange Juice Pulp, Actually Just Jizz?

On this week's show ... Alex and Victoria offer advice to a middle-aged wife who's husband has deep psychological problems involving Waffle house breakfast for dinner and a growing addiction for fighting their Chef. Also, they dive into tinder cocks, bumble adventures, locker gym penises and of course iCarly. Special thanks to this week's sponsors, Anchor.