V N APE
V N APE
Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…
EPISODE 106 | “The Gooner Gulag” (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
Joined by Kev on this episode of V N APE, the boys discuss: Roland the Farter and the lost art of medieval entertainment, debate whether the Make-A-Wish policy needs some serious revisions, and get into the recently viral JP Morgan lawsuit . They also say goodbye to InfoWars, break down Jordan Peterson accidentally reposting fetish porn, and end it with Nikola Tesla’s intense emotional attachment to his pigeons. Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapepodcast Ask Us ANYTHING!
May 22
50 min
EPISODE 105 | “BBW Love Story”
Welcome back to another episode of V N APE! A short episode but don’t sleep on it! The boys dive deep into the psychology and philosophy behind the pimp game — strictly from a square’s perspective! They then discuss: OnlyFans founder passing away, Fidel Castro’s grandson interview with CNN, & V’s experience with a sassy BBW. Ask Us ANYTHING!
Apr 21
1 hr 12 min
EPISODE 104 "TipToe Maxxing In Epstein Island"
THE BOYS ARE BACK! And coming in hot this week — V N APE end up discussing: Ape’s wild random adult video chat experience, V’s curiosity landing him on a swinger website, Afroman having his day in court, LaRussel’s viral “Heaven Sent” preview, the future of Cuba after U.S. talks, Trump’s Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japan’s PM, Tucker Carlson grilling Sam Altman, a neuroscientist discovering he’s a psychopath, + so much more! Follow us on X & IG: @VNAPEpodcast Ask Us ANYTHING!
Mar 28
1 hr 19 min
EPISODE 103 | “The Cuck Phenomenon” (Feat. Kid Miami & Kevin From Heaven)
On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by longtime friend KID MIAMI. Formerly known as Mr. MIA, the Cuban-American rapper from Hialeah grew up alongside V and has been part of his musical journey from day one. The guys jump straight in & discuss: Adam22’s latest boxing match against Jason Luv—is he a champ, a cuck, or just coping? Kanye West vs. Lil Wayne in a VERZUZ, weird and shady things happening behind the hip-hop scene, MIA’s views on Christianity, wild biblical stories, + ...
Feb 14
1 hr 59 min
EPISODE 102 | "Jury Duty"
Welcome to another episode of V N APE! On this one the boys go right into it & end up discussing: the power of lust, an Ice agent who killed a U.S citizen (Renee Good) and whether the shooting was justified or not, Trump capturing Maduro & how this will affect the future, how APE flexed his way out of jury duty by being funny, & wrap it up with Elon's idea of peak party entertainment by having Grok insult us severely + much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us...
Jan 18
1 hr 40 min
EPISODE 101 | "What If You Could Only Bust Once?!"
LIVE from V's new music studio, the boys are back to dissect culture, conspiracy, & the absurd! Naturally, V N APE end up discussing: Stanley Kubrick’s ambiguous cinematic intentions, a hypothetical world where men can biologically ejaculate only once & how that single limitation would reshape society. They then break down Gooners, No-Fap, and Semen Retention & explain how each community differs and where they overlap, Socrates’ “Know Nothing” paradox, + so much more! HAPPY HOLI...
Dec 17, 2025
1 hr 23 min
EPISODE 100 | "Debate/Discussion w/ A Far Right Nationalist" (Feat. Ale)
EPISODE 100 IS HERE! Thank you to everyone who's joined us along the way — the journey continues! For this landmark episode of V N APE, the boys welcome first-time guest Ale, a Cuban-American mechanic with bold opinions and a lot to say! Together they discuss/debate: Trump, Homogenous Societies, Christian Nationalism, WWII & Hitler, Mass Immigration & Multiculturalism, Dictatorships + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!
Oct 27, 2025
2 hr
EPISODE 99 | "Okeechobee: Hialeah's Red Light District" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
The boys spent most of their studio session working on music but decided to squeeze in a quick pod before wrapping up! They kick things off talking about the passing of Tupac's grandmother and how people are praising Cuba for sheltering her from U.S authorities. We then speak on: God being a little insecure, New York mayoral candidate Mundami promises to decriminalize prostitution which leads to a deeper discussion about how that could impact society. Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autis...
Oct 8, 2025
48 min
EPISODE 98 | "Lake Titicaca" (Feat. J-Starz)
The boys are back with V's big bro J-Starz! Strap in, because this ones all over the place. We start off with the wild news about Hulk Hogan passing away, then talk about why some women with Down syndrome are actually kind of baddies. We break down what "gunning" means in jail, speak on the unique tranny culture of French Polynesia, roast Will Smith's latest attempt at music, and explain to Jay what "Gooning" is! To top it off, we end up learning about the legendary waters of Lake Titicaca + ...
Sep 3, 2025
1 hr 40 min
EPISODE 97 | "Down With The Syndrome" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)
V N APE R BACK!!! & It's another unfiltered ride with the boys as they tackle everything from hooking up with women who have Down syndrome, to V's wild Uber passenger story that takes an unexpected turn. V comes with a hot take regarding Brown vs. Pink Pussy, revisit their most embarrassing moments, talk Trump's 180 on the Epstein list, and David Icke's reptilian theories, + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!
Aug 12, 2025
53 min
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