This pdocast represents a transatlantic attempt to shed light on one of the most maligned subsets of human sexualities: pedophilia. We do not advocate for changing age of consent law, we do not advocate appending a P to LGBTQIA+, and we are committed to not committing child sexual abuse. We are just regular people that are trying to make our way through this world and this is our story, and the stories of those who are our allies, partners, families, and friends. Our goal is to present unfiltered, casual, funny, and original stories and perspectives from those of us that are trying to reduce the incidence of child sexual abuse and destigmatize pedophilia while also trying to live a life with a pretty heavy burden.