Will Columbo and Twolumbo escape the confines of compulsory heterosexuality? Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io and get its latest games!  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Kat and Kira are joined by a special guest to discuss the dangers of drunk rollerblading. Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Kat and Kira for a smokin' good time.  Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Take a dramamine and hop into this godawful movie with us. Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

CW: Humorous use of gunshot sound effect close to 53:30 in the podcast. Feel free to skip everything after the reviews. Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful. Wooden Door Slamming Open by krnash via Freesound.orgBrowning Hi-Power gandgun being cocked x5 by seroxt_onin via Freesound.orgGunshot Pitch A by andrest2003 via freesound.org ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Featured Snacks: Lays Masala Magic & Tim's Cascade Jalapeño ChipsListen to House of Snax at https://noisespace.xyz/shows/house-of-snax/ or in the podcatcher of your choice!Brought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

When boys and cars become oneBrought to you by Wetter Kelp visit wetterkelp.com to find out more Follow Kat on itch.io at zaftikat.itch.io  If you'd like to support us monetarily, you can do so on Patreon or on Ko-fi for a one-time donation!Follow Kat and Kira on their respective tumblrs at zaftikat.tumblr.com and sapphire-mess.tumblr.com respectively Follow Unsound Theories on the Soses Media Twitter, @SosesMedia!Intro and outro music for this episode is Dance on all the Cellphones by Sounds Like an Earful.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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