Ever wonder what happens before the first horse walks into the ring? From moving stall walls and hauling mountains of shavings to migrating freezers and building an entire temporary city, we’re taking our horse civilians behind the scenes of horse-show life. Welcome to the traveling horse circus. We’re Mostly Civilized.

Mischief takes over the microphone for the first episode of Feral Crimes, reporting on criminals whose greatest obstacle wasn’t law enforcement… it was themselves. This week: New Jersey, technology, questionable decisions, and one international fugitive with a YouTube channel.

Julia and Mischief embark on an international diplomatic mission to a tiny island full of raccoons! Expect enchanted mangroves, suspicious paperwork, grape diplomacy, Kevin, and one unexpectedly unforgettable afternoon.

✔️ Floods ✔️ Mud with malicious intent ✔️ A missing shoe ✔️ Tractor failure after tractor failure ✔️ Emergency Tessa tape engineering ✔️ Maude the almost-adopted French chinchilla Basically… just another horse show.

The weather trilogy comes to a chaotic conclusion. From wrestling circus tents and surviving the Santa Ana winds to the incredible way the horse community comes together during wildfires… plus one very unwanted update on Jerri the mouse.

Snow. Hail. Lightning. Earthquakes. Heat. In Episode 5, Julia and Mischief continue their battle against the atmosphere with stories from Canada, Kentucky, New York, and beyond. From runaway horses in snowstorms and surprise hail attacks to lightning delays, earthquakes, and humidity powerful enough to qualify as a biological weapon, it’s proof that horse shows don’t stop just because Mother Nature has lost her mind.

Rain. Mud. Floods. More mud. In Episode 4, Julia and Mischief share stories of flooded horse shows, drowned equipment, improvised engineering, and the questionable decisions horse people make when Mother Nature refuses to cooperate. From New Mexico to Canada, it’s a soggy tour of horse-show survival at its finest.

This week: 🐴 five horses 🚔 multiple Federale stops 🩲 repeated underwear inspections 🛞 a runaway freedom tire 🔫 accidental shotgun babysitting 🌮 survival-level Spanish 🦝 and one emotionally supportive raccoon Somehow, against all logic, everyone survived. Mostly.

Julia heads to Mexico with two horses and almost no useful information. What follows: international horse travel, cargo pallets, disappearing golf cart drivers, mountain storms, armed guards, tiny streets, tacos, micheladas, and one very misunderstood conversation about coyotes. Mischief has concerns. Proceed at your own risk.

There is currently a mouse living in my car. Her name is Jerri. She’s clever, destructive, and suspiciously evolved. In the very first episode of Unhinged and Mostly Feral, my co-host Mischief and I will take you through this chaotic tale. We know this podcast shouldn’t exist, but we’re hitting publish anyway. You’ve been warned.