Football matters again now that the Premier League&#39;s back. Liverpool and Manchester United play out a 0-0 draw teaching everyone than Man City are probably the best team in the league. Wolves get Big Sam&#39;ed as the 7 Point Survival Blueprint starts yielding some results. Prepare yourself for a (insert Sky Sports clickbait) *HEATED ARGUMENT* as Christopher won&#39;t stand for the idea that professional footballers don&#39;t need time to adjust to playing with new players. Dodgy red cards, yuk football pitches, managers lacking thicc-ness and horse semen (yes, horse semen) make up this week&#39;s topics. Follow us and get in touch:E: underthefloodlightspod@gmail.comTwitter: @UTFPodcastInstagram: @underthefloodlightspod

Ep 17: Burnley

Football&#39;s great if you like validating your self-worth on the weekly performance of a group of wealthy strangers that play for a team you&#39;ve decided to care for more than others. Under The Floodlights is the show that gets real about the aesthetics of football and the toxic impact of the beautiful game. If you feel like wasting more of your life then come join Bailey and Chris each week as they delve deep into the sublime and ridiculous topics within the world of Premier League football (the only league that matters...).