It’s the big one! It’s the End Of Season Awards. We’re about to crown the best, the worst, the past and the future of this game as we look back on another season of the greatest reality show on earth! Enjoy and thank you for listening! We truly appreciate it
May 31, 2022
1 hr
We have made it! The season is over, City are champions, Liverpool are the bridesmaids yet again, bye bye Burnley as Leeds do not fall apart again, Arsenal win but lose, Norwich hand Spurs top 4 and a golden boot, Man United lose but win as Chris' obsession with Brighton sends West Ham to the Conference League and well done to Chelsea, Leicester, Southampton and Watford for finding players who could be bothered to show up.
May 23, 2022
55 min
This week one of the cleaning staff at West Ham retired, a vlogger confirms he’s leaving Watford and a bloke from Denmark pulls a sickie on cup final day. Elsewhere Branthwaite and Rondon join Dan James on the beach, Danny Ward still exists and Michael Owen has launched a cryptocurrency!
May 16, 2022
56 min
This week we’ll be recapping the highs and the lows for the British teams in Europe, manager of the month Mike Jackson suffers a big loss to villa, Roy Hodgson couldn’t be happier as he celebrates Palace beating Watford, United remain the same, Conteball at Anfield helps City put one hand on the league, Luke Ayling is a moron and do you get help with fantasy football? Well you may be someone I put in the mud
May 10, 2022
1 hr 2 min
This week we ask no one to throw paper in case Neville gets upset, Liverpool an City remain perfect, Mike Jackson remains the best manager in the league, Roy Hodgson turns up in shades for some reason, Jake Humphrey remains a prick and its leavers season as Atkinson and moss hang up their whistles and Kamara leaves Sky
May 3, 2022
1 hr 10 min
We have officially reached the on the beach section of the season as all but 2 games looked competitive, Jesus scores 4 as Arsenal interest gets reported, the Gooners get a helping hand from Pawson to win against United, Death taxes and Origi as Liverpool beat Simeone’s Everton and buying football clubs is in the mud.
Apr 26, 2022
1 hr
This week no one still wants 4th as Spurs are Spurs and Fraser Forster has his one game a season to deny arsenal, European cup football had an all time week, Ronaldo is back to stat padding, we get the dodgy sequel to the greatest game of all time, Palace are a nothing team without a Chelsea loanee and we say goodbye to a Premier League legend as Burnley sack Sean Dyche.
Apr 19, 2022
1 hr 6 min
This week we see two of the worst games of the season, Ronaldo hits an Evertonian, Tottenham cruise past Villa, Chelsea win but lose against Southampton, Brighton xG their way to a win at the Emirates, Brentford continue to perform in London derbies and for the second year in a row we say goodbye to Neil Warnock.
Apr 12, 2022
1 hr 7 min
We are back from international duty, so stop booing and shining lasers at people as normal football returns. In the Prem, Ronaldo uses up another days annual leave, Newcastle forget to come back from Saudi, Chelsea stink, Everton are still hoping there’s 3 teams worse than them, Dean Smith is annoyed about rules that don’t apply to him and Sporting integrity and Disney have found themselves in the mud
Apr 5, 2022
1 hr
This week Leeds lose absolutely all of their players, but beat Wolves, West Ham get immediately brought back down to earth by losing to Spurs, the FA cup has a scheduling problem, Chelsea beat sporting integrity, Arsenal start a debate on what celebrations are allowed and strange comments from Gerrard and Neville on the modern player leave them in the mud.
Mar 22, 2022
58 min
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