What do you have behind your back, John? I promise I won't be mad. Oh. No. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Big changes are coming your way. Today's story is Homes of America by George Plank Content Warnings for Today's Episode: Body Horror Brainwashing/ Body Snatching Loud Beeping noises Special thanks to Rebecca "Becks" Tewksberry for playing "Trish" Contact Us!: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons

Has this ever happened to you? I sure hope not. Fortunately, it'll all be a distant memory soon. Today's Story is "Last Train to Honolulu" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode Drug Usage Body Horror Cybernetics Loss of Faculties MLMs Contact us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons

Cyber implants are all the rage, that's why Robot Voice took it upon itself to give John the ultimate upgrade. How's it look? Today's story is "Get Connekted" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Vocal Distortion Surgical Implants Bad Science Body Horror. Contact Us!: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

We're going to see it! What's it? Why it's it, of course. Today's story is "A Cold Slice of Cherry Pie" written by Alex Vitale Special thanks to Rebecca "Becks" Tewksbury for providing additional voices. Content Warnings for this episode Kidnapping Crying Car noises Contact us : Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

It's time for a road trip! Where are they going? John knows but isn't telling. Where is Craig going? How long has he been going that way? All these questions and more may or may not be answered in this episode. Today's story is Inside Outside by George Plank Content warnings for this episode: Car sounds Car Accidents Contact Us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

Uh oh. Looks like Jane's started a restructuring project all on her own. I'm sure she has a good reason to do so. Meanwhile, we return to Fairview for another slice of life amongst the Mass. Today's story is Echo Creek Cave by Alex Vitale Content warnings for this episode: Violence Skeletons Consequences of our actions Contact us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

Don't do this. Don't do that. Parents just don't understand, but what if they were right? Nah. What are the odds? Today's story is "Dial Tone" written by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode Intense Parental Interactions Bad First Dates Distorted Audio Sudden Noises Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons "Mesmerize" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Everyone loves Amigollios! They're your best friend until the firey end, but even your best friend can't fight back the raveges of time. Right, Jane? Today's story is "Water Under the Bridge" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings Yelling Distress Fire Existential Crises Edited Voices Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

Hey, do you remember Amigolios? They were all the rage back in the day. Well John found one and we're going to play with it for a bit. You want in? Oh yeah there's also a story about a sticker or something. Today's story is "Stuck on You" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Eye Contact Sleep Paralysis Arson Bullying Alcohol references Car Accidents Implied Acid Attacks Implied Kidnapping Paranoia An unfavorable view of the foster care system Stickers Contact Us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us! Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

What's that smell? Don't look at me! Maybe it's something in the walls, or maybe even on the walls. Today's story is "Auld Lang Syne" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode: Loud Noises Violence Asphyxiation Mention of Dead Relatives Mortality