Connie and Sandy discuss why street racing is a dumb idea. Cocktail Boy Billy offers a Mansplaining segment. We have a new sponsor. And we have some really awesome theme music now!

Sandy and Connie discuss the ins and outs of dealing with unexpected visits from 3 letter government agencies.Our first cocktail recipe is....The Chilton! the best thing to come out of Lubbock since Buddy Holly!Ingredients:2 lemons plus a wedge for garnishsparkling watervodkasalt to rim the glassIceHow to make:Wet the rim of the glass with the lemon, and roll the rim in a coarse grain salt. Carefully fill the glass with ice.Squeeze the juice of two lemons into the glass. Add 2 ounces of vodka (we prefer Redneck Vodka). Fill up with sparkling water (we prefer Topo Chico). Stir, garnish with the lemon wedge, and enjoy!

Connie and Sandy discuss exotic pets and how ownership of things like tigers is probably more reflective of your life choices than anything else. Sandy also spills vodka.

Connie and Sandy discuss dating at very stages in life. The general rules when you're young is to take your time, have fun, avoid nude selfies, and get to know the other person. The rules when you are older is to do a background check.