Part 1 - Snug partition. who's in charge. The peasants. 2nd hand caravan sales. Outriders. On the tilt. Makes the yard look a mess. Art installation? Constables ASBO. Treat people nicely unless you are Bodger. Pixelated face. 7 tanks, 3 crews. Badly parked tank. Barrel effect. Bunker shot. Hiding a scar. Part 2 - Historical fact? Caddy Goring. Goebbels was on the bag. Plus 4 Boss. Its Jessy's fault. Bad wifey choice. Shotgun MG42 wedding. National Dictators disgrace. Who shot me dog? Why me? Impossible shot. All holes are the 19th. Foursomes with Himmler. Heydrich's hole in one. Friendly round of golf. Potty Alliss. FDR's not playing. Bad catering. Gluesticks adoption. Badminton for horses. Part 3 - Weight lifted. Smooth Scandinavian, Roid Brit. Front teeth only. Power nap. Bulging neck. Chalky hands. Greek Turkish weights. Clean and Jerk. Lyrotard. Up his jacksy. Hairy man. Popper nose. Bollock neck. Stavros or Ahmed. Carpet cleaner. It’s all in the lyra. Bulge at the back. Charlie's hard at it. Commonwealth Gold? Best of the best, Solomon Islands? Rubber ring. Synchronised swimming. Winter Olympics in Kenya. Kenyan Shalom. Lottery funding for African Olympics. its Royal Knockout. Go on pour yourself a drink, a very large one and listen in as us two eejits lift the lid on their high-pressure world as Captains of Industry, our stressful life running the blue-chip multinational conglomerate, LIP SERVICE, with leading household brands such as Shonky and Wang from atop of the business tree.

We cover many bases as mirror's our considerable reach across the business world to grab as much filthy luca as possible. Clap For The NHS. Terrible outbreak that made wearing gloves and masks mandatory. Plastic money, we say you can never have too much plastic. An insight, we wish we had smellovision for this bit, into LIP SERVICE Amalgamated Associated Meats Processing Plant. Part 3 LIP SERVICE show our hand in representing the animal stars on every Nature Show now. Also Harry Hewitt.

We let you know about such in depth matters as our new Spanizhe type orange squash. Our new 7.5 Michelin Star restaurant The Dog With Two Dicks. How NHS Keyworkers are literally being locked out and in!. We tell the tale of recycling Vlads very green waste in the Arctic and find that there are a lot of fish in the sea.

The PR Guru's behind the multi national, intercontinental behemoth that is LIP Service break down the important issues of the day and yesterday. And some other days. We help with Guidance on the Guidance. Putins Novochok ice lollys. And for pure diversity reasons only, not to take the piss, we cast Shalom The Michelle Obama movie blockbuster biopic.

Your favourite PR experts are back after a week away. We discuss our new and exclusive range of original copys of object d'art. Why we always keep a crocodile in the car listening to Talksport and ready for action. Finally getting Stockholm Syndrome in Luxembourg and the mysterious case of the missing 62 million from that Zurich bank account. Hope you enjoy it because as always we did.

We form the ultimate variety act. We discuss our one and only failure, which was to create false teeth for horse's. Over sized cheques and how they won't fit in the inside pocket of yer camel hair coat. We also demand more Ken Dodd.

Evolution and Technology. Bound to end in tears. Arsenal win a cup and are so shocked, they instantly drop it. Fray Bentos pies. Dawkins, Hawking and the Universe forming in my spare room. Argentina win a cup and don’t drop it. Sepp Maiers big gloves. Our PR Consultancy firm explains Fine Art, Languages and fixing broken sculptures. Tricky Dicky, oh the advice we could have given that man.

Rock hard balls, size 4. Dog shit on the pitch. Taking a ball straight into the ball bag. Boris gets the good ship HMS BRITTANIA out of retirement/scrap heap to help sell biscuits to the Aussies. And we recount our we "discovered the world"

Has Klopp lost it. City are fined for being innocent. Le Loco is on track. Looking like a footballer. And we love Steve Irwin, admire Ray Mears and think Bear Gyrlls wouldn't survive 10 minutes in Salford.

Liverpool back on their perch, Bournemouth appear to be a dead parrot, Moyes wins, at last. The Dildo Bros finger buffet. Catholic biscuits, Protestant crisps and as the Premier League players have to pack their own lunches we discuss classic parked lunches from the past and from the pub.