If we were half decent, we'd probably wish you a Happy Easter. We're not going to, and instead want to force you into listening to something entirely irrelevant and downright inappropriate for this holy day.

This week on the pile of sh*t that is the podcast, Joe and Pulama discuss Harold, blood, eunuchs and scrambled eggs. Your life may or may not be improved by listening.

In this episode, Pulama and Joe discuss coins, chickens, boobs, breeding inanimate objects, famine, nipples, pigs, and chickens again.

I'd rather not write a description about this episode.

In this episode, Gabriel sings the podcast theme exactly right. That is all.

Yet more bollocks from Joe Pilbrow and Pulama Kaufman. Also Joe nearly leaves in a huff. *Disclaimer: Contains bad language and sexual discussion*.

Two Happy Rulers is back. In this episode, Joe and Pulama almost make Gabriel have a nervous breakdown with their crap.

Every week, Joe Pilbrow and Pulama Kaufman talk about... well... shit (but hopefully good shit). Producer Gabriel acts as the mediator and mainly prevents Joe and Pulama from physically injuring each other in a fracas. This is the second episode. *Disclaimer: Contains bad language and sexual discussion*.

Welcome to the podcast. It's called 'Two Happy Rulers' (don't ask). Every week, Joe Pilbrow and Pulama Kaufman talk about... well... shit (but hopefully good shit). Producer Gabriel acts as the mediator and mainly prevents Joe and Pulama from physically injuring each other in a fracas. This is the very first episode where Joe and Pulama introduce themselves in far, far too much detail. You're welcome. *Disclaimer: Bad language and sexual discussion from the start*.